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<blockquote data-quote="Agudo Archmage" data-source="post: 2561921"><p><strong>Gaudy? And Booboos!</strong></p><p></p><p>A rather well dressed Mage approaches the boards, and stumbles upon the fact that his advertisement; has been taken over by a charlatan. </p><p></p><p>With a clap of his hand he leaves a rather perturbed reply.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">To Whom It May Concern:</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">And if I didn’t know better….do to this note smelling of brimstone… the {Whom} is a rather rascally White Dragon;</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Who shall remain nameless, until I catch up to her!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">My well-respected school is not for sale! </span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Whatever bogus deed you have come up with, is obviously a forgery, created by mischievous Gremlins or other malcontents!</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Who must have took advantage of some <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><u>drunken scaley fire breathing</u></strong> </span> card players!</span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Purple">(Just goes to show you that Dragons cant hold their liquor!)</span><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">And for the record….4500 wouldn’t even cover the handcrafted Redwood doors of the chapel.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Let alone pay for my priceless beloved school of Light!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">Now about those rings!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">I have excellent tastes, and never would be caught wearing anything less than Waterdeep quality merchandise. </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">So if it gaudy then there is good reason for it! :embarrass </span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">Now as far as those exploding coins and wands!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: Blue">I can only say that the Gnomes in my Chemistry class; specialize in flying doohickeys. </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">And besides as Headmaster I have warned them not to make anymore-exploding objects!</span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Sooooooo ….</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">my legal obligation have been covered, and cannot be held responsible for any loss of appendages; 3rd degree burns or other booboos, suffered by your <span style="color: Purple"><u><strong>clumsy</strong></u></span> family members!</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">That includes <span style="color: Green"><strong>children neglected by their mother</strong></span> any foolishness of playing with the Fire and Lightning Wands as well!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">Lets see Ahh yes…My hat!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">I want it back! </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">For some sneaky thief, or prankster, took it off the hat rack, at the Flute and Boot Tavern, owned by the sweet Kulideb. </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Now no ifs and ands or buts about it! </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">I expect it left here in excellent condition….and leave your name so I can inform the proper authorities.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">Please feel free to resale the valuable book that I wrote.</span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">I am sure that it will fetch a high price, do to my handsome face winking at the owner.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Also I trust you will use the proceeds to help the needy, or to show you that there is no hard feelings… </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Perhaps you can use the proceeds for your own legal obligations to pay off the magistrate when they </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>PUT YOUR SCALY HIDE IN JAIL</strong></span></span> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Sincerely </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Agudo the Headmaster, and complete owner <span style="color: Red">(Not for Sale)</span> of the Agudo school of Light and Magic.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Agudo Archmage, post: 2561921"] [b]Gaudy? And Booboos![/b] A rather well dressed Mage approaches the boards, and stumbles upon the fact that his advertisement; has been taken over by a charlatan. With a clap of his hand he leaves a rather perturbed reply. [COLOR=Blue]To Whom It May Concern:[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]And if I didn’t know better….do to this note smelling of brimstone… the {Whom} is a rather rascally White Dragon; Who shall remain nameless, until I catch up to her![/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]My well-respected school is not for sale! [/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]Whatever bogus deed you have come up with, is obviously a forgery, created by mischievous Gremlins or other malcontents! Who must have took advantage of some [COLOR=DarkRed][B][U]drunken scaley fire breathing[/U][/B] [/COLOR] card players![/COLOR] [COLOR=Purple](Just goes to show you that Dragons cant hold their liquor!)[/COLOR]:rolleyes: [COLOR=Blue]And for the record….4500 wouldn’t even cover the handcrafted Redwood doors of the chapel. Let alone pay for my priceless beloved school of Light![/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]Now about those rings![/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]I have excellent tastes, and never would be caught wearing anything less than Waterdeep quality merchandise. So if it gaudy then there is good reason for it! :embarrass [/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]Now as far as those exploding coins and wands![/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]I can only say that the Gnomes in my Chemistry class; specialize in flying doohickeys. And besides as Headmaster I have warned them not to make anymore-exploding objects! Sooooooo …. my legal obligation have been covered, and cannot be held responsible for any loss of appendages; 3rd degree burns or other booboos, suffered by your [COLOR=Purple][U][B]clumsy[/B][/U][/COLOR] family members! That includes [COLOR=Green][B]children neglected by their mother[/B][/COLOR] any foolishness of playing with the Fire and Lightning Wands as well![/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]Lets see Ahh yes…My hat![/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]I want it back! For some sneaky thief, or prankster, took it off the hat rack, at the Flute and Boot Tavern, owned by the sweet Kulideb. Now no ifs and ands or buts about it! I expect it left here in excellent condition….and leave your name so I can inform the proper authorities.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]Please feel free to resale the valuable book that I wrote.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]I am sure that it will fetch a high price, do to my handsome face winking at the owner. Also I trust you will use the proceeds to help the needy, or to show you that there is no hard feelings… Perhaps you can use the proceeds for your own legal obligations to pay off the magistrate when they [COLOR=DarkGreen][B]PUT YOUR SCALY HIDE IN JAIL[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] ;) [COLOR=Blue]Sincerely Agudo the Headmaster, and complete owner [COLOR=Red](Not for Sale)[/COLOR] of the Agudo school of Light and Magic.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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