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<blockquote data-quote="Agudo Archmage" data-source="post: 2561922"><p><strong>Candy and Clippers!</strong></p><p></p><p>Returning once more the fancifully dressed blue and white Wizard, is delighted to see his hat hanging from the rack.</p><p> </p><p>That is until he read the sly reply by the unnamed prankster.</p><p></p><p>Agudo might as well been called a Red Wizard at that moment.</p><p>For his face turned redder than a reddest apple.</p><p></p><p>Throwing down the soggy hat, he kicks it not once but twice. </p><p></p><p>Then pointing a finger at the boards lightning zaps forth, leaving behind a singed magical parchment. That crackles with angry energy!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Why you little….</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">If I ever see….</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">If…if.!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">You just tell your card shark Kheldar</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">That I want my front teeth back!</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Just because I have wooden teeth from Gorge Washington dentists.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Doesn’t mean I like the splinters I get when I eat something.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">And as far as the inspectors to my school….</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Well it could of happen to anyone! </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Or at least those inspectors that stick their fingers into electrified Gnomish doohickeys.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">If you thought Halfling were hairy! </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">You should see a Bugbear inspector’s hair stand on end.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">Now before I forget!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Starbright knows how I feel about her adorable children.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">And if you know what good for you…. you rascally Dragon! </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">You wont show her that misguided remark </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Or the next annual Harvest Festival at Starbright place, will have a new game called </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Purple">(Pin the Tale on the White Dragon.) </span> </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">Speaking of your lifetime Magistrate and the trail you governed.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">How that turned out the way it did was a complete surprise!</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">So much so I couldn’t even begin to talk about it.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">No really I couldn’t! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">But talk about abuse of judicial power by you!</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">You sent the Army of Light a Bill for Pedicures?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Do you know how much it cost, to have just one of your Dragon toenails polished?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">It took ten fairies and five Gnomes to do just one foot!</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Bahaa! </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">I would continues, but I have to take my hat; to the nearest washwoman </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">and have the sweet-potatoes-baby-food stains taken out.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">From </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Uncle Agudo’s of Starbright’s <span style="color: DarkGreen">NOT </span> clumsy! But always adorable children. </span> </p><p></p><p>Off in the distance holding a soiled hat, the Wizard can be heard saying.</p><p></p><p>“Therese going to be hell to pay at Starbright’s Family get to gathers.</p><p>Better order some flowers and candy….and a giant Dragon wing Clipper!”:smirk:</p><p></p><p>Agudo can be heard laughing as he walks away.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Agudo Archmage, post: 2561922"] [b]Candy and Clippers![/b] Returning once more the fancifully dressed blue and white Wizard, is delighted to see his hat hanging from the rack. That is until he read the sly reply by the unnamed prankster. Agudo might as well been called a Red Wizard at that moment. For his face turned redder than a reddest apple. Throwing down the soggy hat, he kicks it not once but twice. Then pointing a finger at the boards lightning zaps forth, leaving behind a singed magical parchment. That crackles with angry energy! [COLOR=Blue]Why you little…. [COLOR=Red]If I ever see…. If…if.![/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]You just tell your card shark Kheldar[/COLOR] That I want my front teeth back! Just because I have wooden teeth from Gorge Washington dentists. Doesn’t mean I like the splinters I get when I eat something. [COLOR=Red]And as far as the inspectors to my school….[/COLOR] Well it could of happen to anyone! Or at least those inspectors that stick their fingers into electrified Gnomish doohickeys. If you thought Halfling were hairy! You should see a Bugbear inspector’s hair stand on end. [COLOR=Red]Now before I forget![/COLOR] Starbright knows how I feel about her adorable children. And if you know what good for you…. you rascally Dragon! You wont show her that misguided remark Or the next annual Harvest Festival at Starbright place, will have a new game called [COLOR=Purple](Pin the Tale on the White Dragon.) [/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]Speaking of your lifetime Magistrate and the trail you governed.[/COLOR] How that turned out the way it did was a complete surprise! So much so I couldn’t even begin to talk about it. No really I couldn’t! :P But talk about abuse of judicial power by you! You sent the Army of Light a Bill for Pedicures? Do you know how much it cost, to have just one of your Dragon toenails polished? It took ten fairies and five Gnomes to do just one foot! Bahaa! I would continues, but I have to take my hat; to the nearest washwoman and have the sweet-potatoes-baby-food stains taken out. From Uncle Agudo’s of Starbright’s [COLOR=DarkGreen]NOT [/COLOR] clumsy! But always adorable children. [/COLOR] Off in the distance holding a soiled hat, the Wizard can be heard saying. “Therese going to be hell to pay at Starbright’s Family get to gathers. Better order some flowers and candy….and a giant Dragon wing Clipper!”:smirk: Agudo can be heard laughing as he walks away. [/QUOTE]
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