Evilhalfling
Adventurer
A wand of cat's grace - which has a 20% chance of weeping and screaming "We are all gonna Die !!" each time is used. This is what you get leaving a wand in the hands of a nighmare from the realm of dreams.
command word "quietus" just for the irony -
A totem of a bear spirit - If you wear it when you sleep, it heals as if you had spent a full day resting. Will save dc 20 to wake up, only when provoked, hit, yelled at etc...if woken before 8 hrs then only normal healing.
oh yeah, and the snoring
Bell of service - casts prestidigitation when used, only works at night (for complicated historical reasons)
I like items that are slightly off...
command word "quietus" just for the irony -
A totem of a bear spirit - If you wear it when you sleep, it heals as if you had spent a full day resting. Will save dc 20 to wake up, only when provoked, hit, yelled at etc...if woken before 8 hrs then only normal healing.
oh yeah, and the snoring

Bell of service - casts prestidigitation when used, only works at night (for complicated historical reasons)
I like items that are slightly off...