Magic Kilts?

[Summer-Knight925]

or as an anti-kilt spell

vigorous updraft cleric 5 (air)

casting time 1 standard
duration instantanous
target 1 kilted creature
save: none
spell resistance: yes
range: short 20 ft + 5ft per 2 levels

effect:

kilted target is entangled (as the spell entangled) by his own kilt, a strength check DC cleric level + wisdom modifier + 10 + and bonus that was on the target kilt to break free, the target also suffers from humiliation and all attackers get a +1 to attack against the kilted target, this lasts 1d4 rounds, however on the roll of a 4 the attackers double over in laughter loosing their action that round.

IF however the kilted target has hit dice greater than the caster, all attackers must make a will save equal to the targets hit dice or be shaken for 1 round...what they saw will never EVER leave their minds.

 

[On Puget Sound]

kilts need no enchantment; the kind of hero who wears a kilt clearly has inherent bonuses.

 

[Starman]

kilts need no enchantment; the kind of hero who wears a kilt clearly has inherent bonuses.

DMs are going to need some guidance on adjudicating this. Perhaps F.A.T.A.L. could be of assistance?

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Kilt of Clan Identification - So, you're a MacBeth, are ye?

Kilt of the First Prize - Oh lad, I don't know where you've been....

Utility Kilt - Grants a +2 bonus to Craft checks.

Kilt of the Ladies from Hell - +2 bonus to Intimidate, +4 if the target knows who the Ladies from Hell were.

*Spell* Emergency Kilt - Bard 2, Druid 2, Sorcerer/Wizard 2, Witch 2
Creates a kilt, for you know, emergencies.

The Auld Grump

 

[nedjer]

OMG - Where to begin

Modern kilts are a recent design largely aimed at persuading Americans to buy wool. The original was way longer and wrapped around the shoulder as a cloak. A modern kilt would be about as much use in a battle as a cheerleader's skirt, as they start to slip when you run. You simply cannae wield a Claymore if one hand's holding your skirt up.

By the time the modern short kilt appeared in 1792 muskets had replaced Claymores, so slippage wasn't a problem.

The tartans were a form of branding developed to prevent much stabbing over who sold how much wool to the Americans.

The Red King, MacBheatha mac Fhionnlaigh, was an epic warrior king later slandered by some ink-happy scribe from Stratford on Avon. He is known for both cleaving the heads of his enemies and being extra charitable towards the poor.

This really happened:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxX7YW_97QU"]Carry on Up the Khyber - YouTube[/ame]

 

[delericho]

Kilt of Ridicule: The wearer may lift his kilt, and mock his enemies into submission. This may be attempted once per day. However, the wearer is permitted to roll twice; if the first attempt fails he may taunt his target a second time.

Kilt of Dancing: Once per day, the wearer may activate the dancing capability of this kilt. His grace on the battlefield renders him immune to Opportunity Attacks. This effect lasts until the wearer takes a short rest.

Kilt of Incomprehension: This cursed kilt renders the wearer unable to communicate effectively in any language, except with people who are themselves drunk.

Kilt of Failing to Qualify for the World Cup: This cursed kilt prevents the Scottish football team from ever qualifying for any major football tournament, as long as it is worn by any Scotsman. No-one knows the whereabouts of this cursed kilt; some have postulated that is an inherent property shared by every kilt. This is closely related to the Kilt of the Referee's a Cheating...

Sporran of Protection: When worn with any kilt (magical or otherwise), this sporran renders the user immune to critical hits.

Whisky of Pride: When consumed, this whisky allows the drinker to fly into a berserker rage at the slightest provocation.

 

[Baron Opal]

+5 to Climb checks.

 

[Aeolius]

License to Kilt, eh?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoUV5d09JZw"]Bryan Bowers - The Scotsman[/ame]

 

[slwoyach]

Enlarge once per day.

 

[Summer-Knight925]

License to Kilt, eh?

Bryan Bowers - The Scotsman

My grandmother is in an irish/scottish/bluegrass band...I might tell them to cover this.

Sad part is they would.