Make some wishes.

[Deadguy]

i wish i had a watermelon (or some other out of season fruit)

Well, I agree that there ought to be a fair few silly, frivolous wishes. Even though people know that some things might come true, there's something in people that makes them behave in a childish way.

So there'll be some wishes to adjust the sizes of certain parts of various people's anatomy I am sure!

 

[Darklone]

Re: I wish I had the finest sword in the land...

This one could make all other swords vanish.

 

[James Heard]

I wish you'd all go away.

I wish I were dead.

I wish my sister had never been born.

I wish I weren't so lonely.

I wish someone understood me.

I wish everyone would just **** off.

I wish that he knew what I go through each day.

I wish that this day would never end.

I wish that she was with me forever.

I wish that we were together until we died.

I wish that I were young again.

I wish I were older.

I wish that all of this was just a bad dream.

I wish I were you. (this one would be interesting)

I wish I were Big.

(Ren voice) And I wish I had HUGE PECTORAL MUSCLES.

There's bound to be some depressed teenagers in there. The hormonally challenged crowd would make for scary wishes. Spelling error wishes, and bad penmanship wishes might be fun too.

 

[herald]

I wish I was a Hero/Adventurer.

I wish I was all grown up.

I wish I had my dead relative back.

I wish that everyone forgot the embarasing thing I did.

I wish that I could stop being a drunk.

I wish that the prettist/most hansome person would notice me.

I wish that the town would forgive me.

I wish that I could take back what I said.

I wish I was King!

I wish that I had my farm back.

I wish that I could live longer than the elves.

 

[Voadam]

I wish that I was ___'s apprentice.

I wish that _____ was my father.

I wish I was a princess.

I wish I was a knight.

I wish I had a pet owlbear. (from a young child)

I wish for a good crop this year.

I wish that it is a boy.

I wish that she would leave me alone.

I wish that __ would finally die.

I wish that I was a dragon.

I wish I had a goose that laid golden eggs.

I wish that ___ would marry me.

I wish I could dance.

I wish I could talk to girls.

I wish that mother hadn't died.

I wish that we were rich.

I wish I would get over this damn cold.

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

The old 'I wish I had a [biggest number I can think of] wishes' could be amusing... Every thing this person mentally wishes for comes true - in the full 1st ed twisted wish way.

 

[Zelda Themelin]

Here some ideas, others that they might actually write, others they might just think.

I wish every elf, who ever visits this town, would have to live for year as a human.
I wish to be able to stydy wizardy
I wish I could visit biggest mountain in the land
I wish my father would have his old job back
I wish have a new set of winter clothes
I wish everyone here could give me birthday gift my next birthday
I wish I could fly
I wish I could read thoughts
I wish that everyone would love me
I wish I could understand every language
I wish people would stop lying
I wish for nothing
I wish we have happiest festival this year
I wish I was smarter
I wish I had little brother or sister
I wish to see a god (by curious child)
I wish to find my true love
I wish my life would become really interesting ((my one character said this accidentally while wearing ring of wishes, bad memories, bad, bad memories))
I wish I could be king/queen for a day
I wish everyone was always happy
I wish everyone would be more like me
I wish I had had sister instead of a brother (or vice versa)
I wish my cat would never die (some kid of her dear pet)
I wish I had dragon (or other monster or big wild animal) for a pet
I wish to have a new house

 

[Nightfall]

I wish to be a god.

I wish to be an evil, powerful soul sucking god.

I wish to be so damn evil, the mere mention of my name causes someone to die!

I wish the ability to grant myself unlimited wishes.

I want everything I say to come true.

 

[WayneLigon]

Three good, three bad. One really good, and one really, really bad

I wish I had enough to eat.
I wish that my crops would never fail.
I wish everyone would just get along with each other.

I wish Mary Wheelwright would fall in a hole and die.
I wish crows would peck out the eyes of that conceited little cow who stole Jeri from me.
I wish the world would just go away.

 

[RangerWickett]

I wish you'd all go away.
I wish I were dead.
I wish my sister had never been born.
I wish I weren't so lonely.
I wish someone understood me.
I wish everyone would just **** off.
I wish that he knew what I go through each day.
I wish that this day would never end.
I wish that she was with me forever.
I wish that we were together until we died.
I wish that I were young again.
I wish I were older.
I wish that all of this was just a bad dream.
I wish I were you. (this one would be interesting)
I wish I were Big.
(Ren voice) And I wish I had HUGE PECTORAL MUSCLES.
There's bound to be some depressed teenagers in there. The hormonally challenged crowd would make for scary wishes. Spelling error wishes, and bad penmanship wishes might be fun too.

That's more what I'm thinking about. I'm going for the difficult ones, the ones that will screw up people's days. But if I took this a different way, it could make for some interesting happy adventuring.