D&D (2024) Make the most outrageous claim about One

[WarDriveWorley]

WOTC will fully integrate dice monitoring and will reward each player who rolls a natural 20 with $10, but penalize each natural one rolled with 5 minutes of forced c-span watching

 

[Shiroiken]

It’s actually owned by the Venezuelan government, and is part of a scheme to take away player agency and give all authority to the DM.

How do you say "I for one approve of our D&D overlords" in Venezuelan?

WOTC will fully integrate dice monitoring and will reward each player who rolls a natural 20 with $10, but penalize each natural one rolled with 5 minutes of forced c-span watching

Isn't that a violation of the Geneva Convention?

 

[Audiomancer]

OneD&D robbed my Dwarf Cleric of his heavy armor, warhammer, and battle axe proficiencies.

Then it set fire to my house.

 

[beancounter]

The new version is so good, that everyone will see the light and embrace the changes as a positive direction forward.

 

[renbot]

I am so glad they finally adopted the Star Trek character design for half races: Just be exactly like one of the races and add pointy ears.

 

[Guest 7034872]

"It is a Satanic plot hatched by the Illuminati. I have proof!"

 

[Lanefan]

Three Editions for the Role-Players under the sky,
Seven for the Grognards in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortals all doomed to die,
One from the Dark Lords on their dark thrones
In the Land of Wot-C where the Shadows lie.
One Edition to rule them all, One Edition to find them,
One Edition to bring them all, and at the table bind them,
From the Land of Wot-C where the Shadows lie.

 

[Seramus]

I'm so glad they are switching over to Metric measurements, finally catching up with the rest of the world. Can you imagine putting so much effort into being more progressive in this new edition, and still waddling around like a penguin using Imperial?

 

[Benjamin Olson]

Not only will it be exclusively digital, pay-to-win, and somehow riddled with microtransactions, but WotC will initiate their "omega protocol" to activate the self destruct chips hidden in the spines of all non-digital materials.

 

[Cadence]

Not only will it be exclusively digital, pay-to-win, and somehow riddled with microtransactions, but WotC will initiate their "omega protocol" to activate the self destruct chips hidden in the spines of all non-digital materials.

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