D&D 5E Make Up a Goblin Fact

[darjr]

20. Some Goblins, unknown even to themselves, are ace pilots. They can fly anything that takes to the air, and make them flutter or swoop, and make it look easy. Good luck discovering which ones are which.

 

[Volund]

21. Goblins rarely wear underwear, but when they do, it's usually something special.

 

[practicalm]

22. Goblins are born quantum entangled with another goblin some where on the same plane. Occasionally they switch locations.

 

[darjr]

23. Some goblins can "blink" like blink dogs.
24. More rarely some "blink" farther, to the far realm, and occasionally come back with some "thing"*

*Left up to the DM's taste, balancing, and sense of adventure, or pure nastiness.

 

[Saeviomagy]

25. Most goblins have synesthesia, which causes them to experience the smell of most civilized races as a repeating short piece of music, playing over and over in their head. Some mad goblins have been known to dance to this, but most just find it annoying.

 

[Kurotowa]

26. As a rule, goblins have a strong tendency towards extreme egotism and persecution complexes. Each one is convinced that by right of chosen birth they're supposed to be the Goblin King, ruler of everything and everyone they survey. The fact that they're not can only be the result of a unfair conspiracy against them personally by the entire world. This is why each one is convinced they're totally justified when they lie, cheat, steal, and murder. They're only trying to right the wrongs already done to them.

 

[darjr]

27. Each goblin, in point of fact, is the rightful king and lord over all the world but have been foiled by every other goblin and living thing. They are, understandably, quite upset over the whole affair.

 

[Nevvur]

28. The nether regions of a goblin sometimes produce a pungent, cheese-like substance which is considered a delicacy by discerning denizens of the underdark.

 

[Imaculata]

29. Whenever goblin merchants meet a non-goblin customer, they raise the price of their worthless goods. Especially if that customer is an adventurer who seems to be wealthy. Their goods are however of such poor quality, that they quickly fall apart soon after purchase.

30. Lone goblins are able to quickly rally a sizable goblin army by simply screaming for help. More goblins will show up from every direction, wielding what ever objects they could quickly get their hands on.

 

[rgoodbb]

31 Goblin Bellybuttons are always outies