D&D 5E Make Up a Goblin Fact

[Lidgar]

42. Goblins love to sing in falsetto voices about tiptoeing through the fungi.

 

[Tinker-TDC]

43. Goblins crave the most extreme flavors, so even if they catch prey fresh they let it lay around until it gets a nice rot flavor.

 

[Lidgar]

44. Goblins neither tarry nor run. Nor nor do they sing. They don't seem to make apple pies. As far as we can tell, they don't talk about sports. They neither have sombreros nor stilts. They are not acrobats. They have no expression as they don't dally to the west.

 

[cthulhu42]

Goblins favorite jokes are incorrectly told knock knock jokes.

Example:

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Elves are stupid!

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

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[cthulhu42]

Goblins favorite game is, Stinkfinger, the rules of which are unprintable on a family friendly forum.

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[cthulhu42]

All goblins are born with Billy Joel's, We Didn't Start The Fire playing constantly in their heads, and continues throughout their lives.

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[Eltab]

All goblins are born with Billy Joel's, We Didn't Start The Fire playing constantly in their heads, and continues throughout their lives.

Goblins know History ! (Or at least a collection of random bits of pop culture ... but there's no Skill for that.)

 

[Eltab]

48. The oldest daughter of a goblin mother expects to be taught all her secrets of magic.
If mother doesn't teach her any (or if the tricks don't work), the enraged adult daughter is likely to kill the mother (or try to). If mother survives, the daughter is thrown out of the household - perhaps literally.

48a. Rare is the goblin who knows what it is like to have a Big Sister in the house.

 

[Valetudo]

Goblins taste like chicken.

 

[Nevvur]

View attachment 9352041. There is nothing less sexy than a goblin succubus.

I'd hit it.















With a sword.