D&D 5E (2014) Make Up a Goblin Fact

[Guest 6801328]

11. Goblins find dismemberment, sometimes even their own, hysterically funny. It's a goblin thing...you wouldn't get it.

 

[Tinker-TDC]

12. Goblins think they are the only ones smart enough to use traps and thus have disadvantage on any checks to find traps.

 

[Iry]

13. A member of the Gristlegut tribe. They carve up the bodies of the slain and make delicious stew.

 

[Slit518]

14. Goblins enjoy their vegetables slightly rotted, same for their fruit too.

 

[5ekyu]

14 Some goblins believe dragons are descended from goblins and have a long list of ancient legends and prophesies (allm in song form) to support this and will sing it for almost any reason.

 

[Leatherhead]

15. Goblins can never tell the truth, but that doesn't mean they have to lie.

 

[Tinker-TDC]

16. Goblins try to rhyme whenever they can, but their perception of speech is different so what rhymes to a goblin may just come out as poorly worded to a human.

 

[darjr]

17. There is only ever one Goblin, every time the Goblin dies Maglubiyet casts them back into the world at a random time and place, to die horribly again. This tends to make them nasty and short tempered.

 

[darjr]

18 Some, maybe all, Goblins are not real. They are the embodiment of nasty groveling hate, if you wash them or dunk them with water they wash away leaving behind only rags, rusted weapons, armor, and offal.

 

[guachi]

19. Goblins are really good dancers. They are especially good at break dancing and ballroom dancing.