Make your job a Prestige Class

[reveal]

My wife is in the process of hiring 2 people to work for her. We talked about the requirements for the job and I started going off on if it were a PrC these would be the requirements:

Contract Analyst
Prereqs: Knowledge (computer systems) 8 ranks, Communicative (feat; Cha 13), Multitasker (feat; Wis 13, Int 13)

And so on. So what if your job was a PrC? What would be its prereqs and why? Just something silly to start off my lucky Friday the 13th.

 

[GlassJaw]

Diplomacy 2, Knowledge (computers) 4, Knowledge (games and toys) 4, Perform (any two) 2 ranks each, Profession (technical writing) 2, Profession (quality assurance engineer) 2, Brainstormer (feat, Int/Cha-based), Jack-of-all Trades (feat, but not the D&D version).

These are basically my qualifications, at least the way I see myself. I'm very much a jack-of-all-trades. I'm not sure if it's necessarily the req's of my job as a PrC but they certainly got me the job!

Fun thread by the way.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Not sure if there is a PrC for gaming, ENWorld posting jobless mooks like me.

 

[der_kluge]

Hmmm

Data Architect
Prereqs: Knowledge (database systems) 10 ranks,
Knowledge (data modeling) 5 ranks,
Diplomacy 6 ranks,
Sense Motive 4 ranks,
Bluff 2 ranks

 

[astralpwka]

Specialty Products Area Operator (French Fry Food Processing)

Prereqs:
Race: Human (I've yet to see the company hire an elf, dwarf, halfling, etc)
Feats: Point Blank Shot, Far Shot, Weapon Focus: Raw French Fry, Craft French Fries
Skills: Bluff 8 ranks, Disable Device 4 ranks, Knowledge (French Fry Food Processing) 4 Ranks

Shot Feats and Weapon Focus - Its fun to throw French Fries! Especially raw ones. While this may not be a prerequisite from the company's point of view, its amazing what one can do to goof off in a factory. Bluff is important because you have to create a perceived personal value of yourself for the bosses. "Wow, he sure works hard!" Disable Device is somewhat important because the maintenance department needs job security.

 

[MonsterMash]

Integration Manager
Knowledge(databases) 5 ranks
Knowledge(operating systems) 5 ranks
Knowledge(computer systems) 5 ranks
Diplomacy 4 ranks
Craft (report writing) 4 ranks
Profession (technical writing) 2 ranks
Profession (analysis) 5 ranks

 

[GlassJaw]

Hey, for some added fun, don't list your actual job. Post the req's and then others have to guess what your job is!!!

 

[The Shaman]

I don't know D&D prestige classes requirements very well, so I'm statting mine as a Modern advanced class.

Resource Ecologist
Requirements -
Skills: Knowledge (civics) 6 ranks, Knowledge (earth and life sciences) 6 ranks, Research 6 ranks
Special: Must survive an encounter with renegade off-road vehicle operators, mountain bikers, hunters, or 'Sagebrush Rebellion' libertarians and make a DC 20 Fortitude save from exposure to Colossal bureaucratic bull[expletive].

 

[Dingleberry]

I'm an attorney: the fiendish template seems much more appropriate than a prestige class.

 

[der_kluge]

Craft (report writing) 4 ranks

You got those TPS reports done yet?
BTW, did you get the memo on the new cover sheet?