Make your own Hallmark Christmas movie plot using the provided generator

Getting drunk and knocking over the Christmas tree right before the in-laws come over and Grover who fixes tires by day is really the Devil that sells Santa his sleigh...and if he doesn't feed those reindeer by midnight...they make a sequel to Splash
 

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I was thinking of Will Ferrell revisiting Buddy from Elf
Me and my friend went to go see that at the Galleria Mall. We had to park so far away I went and got a handicapped placard the next Monday.

Same mall, we all worked at the same lumber store. My one brother went there alone, driving a Ford EXP. My other brother and our friend who were walking through the mall parking lot said "aint that Bri's car?" They run back to Tims car, grab the roll of shrink wrap, run back and shrink wrap Bri's doors shut. They had one person on top and one underneath the car. I miss the 80s and 90s.
 




What choices do you pick?
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A recently single baker returns to her small town at Christmas time to stop some corporate closure and magicaly falls in love with Christmas, the town and some guy. Also the only old man in town might actually be the real Santa Clause.
Big City, writer, to enter a folksy contest, old guy (who is santa)

Blanche Christmas
In a world that has lost its wonder, she is a writer, in a creative slump who enters a folksy contest on a dare; he is the an old guy in town who was forced to retire, and they will experience a revival of love. Coming next December from Monty Hallmark Movies its Blanche Christmas were you'll feel the power of love in a December-December romance that is kindled by a sorcerous snowstorm. You are in for a 20x20 radius blast!!!
 

Hmm, this seems simple enough, I'll use the electronic one on the website online...

World Weary interior designer (kind of boring, but hey)...returns to her small town at Christmas...to enter a folksy contest and magically finds out it's all an illusion (wait...just one second...this seems to be going somewhere different) while falling in love with an ancient vampire only to find out that she herself use to be a vampire slayer and had her mind wiped after saving springfield for the 60th time (wait a second...this sounds...familiar?)...now must defeat the ancient King of Vampires in order to preserve her vampire lover from a fate worse than hell...

Welcome to Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Hallmark Christmas.

(well that took a different turn of events).
 

Needs two more columns for one shot Xmas D&D Modern (or CoC, or Delta Green) adventures:

(1) ... who are suddenly threatened/kidnapped/frightened/deported/enslaved/stalked by

(2) ... Krampus/a demonic Santa/Evil elves/a faceless corporation/Donald Trump/Elf on the Shelf/a rogue Archangel/Asmodeus/A coven of witches/an ancient vampire/a pack of werewolves
 


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