Male Gendered Lupine Hivemind Thread

[Darth K'Trava]

oozes have longer lifespans then humans so its okay that me physical age is higher then yours

Yup. Aberrations are like that, ya know....

 

[Aeson]

That's for me to know and you to TRY to find out....

Was it the Baha Men?

 

[Knight Otu]

Protect me!

Was there something?

Kaaeaeri CR50
Female Human Deity Fighter 10
CE Medium Humanoid
Init 30 (+26 Dex, +4 Improved Initiative) Senses Listen +32, Spot +32
Languages Common, Gnome, Orc, Draconic, Dwarven, Infernal, Halfling, Celestial, Ettin, Elven, Giant, Undercommon, Gnoll, Goblin, Sylvan, Abyssal
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AC 80, touch 46, flat 74
hp 877 (50HD)
Immune All
Fort +57 Ref +51 Will +53
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee +2 heavy mace +79/+74/+69/+64 (1d8+29) and +2 dagger +79 (1d4+16)
Ranged shortbow +78/+73/+68/+63 (1d6)
Base Atk +50 Grp +77
Atk Options
Special Atk
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Abilities Str 65, Dex 62, Con 63, Int 63, Wis 63, Cha 62
SQ immunity all, low-light vision, darkvision, blindsight, damage reduction 500/- and deity
Feats Blind-Fight, Cleave, Combat Expertise, Combat Reflexes, Diehard, Diligent, Dodge, Endurance, Great Cleave, Great Fortitude, Greater Weapon Focus (heavy mace), Greater Weapon Focus (shortbow), Greater Weapon Focus (dagger), Improved Bull Rush, Improved Critical (heavy mace), Improved Critical (dagger), Improved Critical (shortbow), Improved Disarm, Improved Feint, Improved Initiative, Improved Sunder, Iron Will, Mobility, Mounted Combat, Point Blank Shot, Power Attack, Quick Draw, Skill Focus (Use Rope), Spring Attack, Two Weapon Fighting, Weapon Focus (heavy mace), Weapon Focus (dagger), Weapon Focus (shortbow), Whirlwind Attack.
Skills Appraise +34 (+26 int, +2 diligent), Balance +34 (+26 dex, +2 synergy), Bluff +32 (+26 cha), Climb +39 (+27 str), Concentration +32 (+26 con), Decipher Script +34 (+26 int, +2 diligent), Diplomacy +36 (+26 cha, +4 synergy), Disable Device +32 (+26 int), Disguise +32 (+26 cha), Escape Artist +38 (+26 dex, +6 competence), Forgery +32 (+26 int), Gather Information +34 (+26 cha, +2 synergy), Handle Animal +38 (+26 cha), Heal +32 (+26 wis), Hide +32 (+26 dex), Intimidate +40 (+26 cha, +2 synergy), Jump +41 (+27 str, +2 synergy), Knowledge (Local) +32 (+26 int), Listen +32 (+26 wis), Move Silently +32 (+26 dex), Open Lock +36 (+26 dex, +4 competence), Ride +40 (+26 dex, +2 synergy), Search +32 (+26 int), Sense Motive +32 (+26 wis), Spot +32 (+26 wis), Survival +32 (+26 wis), Swim +39 (+27 str), Tumble +34 (+26 dex, +2 synergy), Use Magic Device +32 (+26 cha), Use Rope +35 (+26 dex, +3 skill focus).
Possessions +2 leather armor, +2 dagger, +2 heavy mace, shortbow, ring of counterspells, ring of minor sonic resistance, vest of escape, oil of flame arrow, potion of bear’s endurance, potion of greater magic fang +3, 15 pp, 13 gp, 13 sp, 14 cp, 4826 gp in other assets.
Background: 0, Ht: 5' 4", Wt: 151, Hair: Blond, Eyes: Brown, Age: 37.
Low-Light Vision: Kaaeaeri can see twice as far as a human in starlight, moonlight, torchlight, and similar low-light conditions.
Deity: Kaaeaeri can do everything she wants, as a free action.

 

[Jdvn1]

Was there something?

Golly, I'm not sure if you're trying to say something here...

Kaaeaeri 2 CR51
Female Human Deity Fighter 10
CE Medium Humanoid
Init 30 (+26 Dex, +4 Improved Initiative) Senses Listen +32, Spot +32
Languages Common, Gnome, Orc, Draconic, Dwarven, Infernal, Halfling, Celestial, Ettin, Elven, Giant, Undercommon, Gnoll, Goblin, Sylvan, Abyssal
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AC 90, touch 46, flat 84
hp 877 (50HD)
Immune All, Including Kaaeaeri
Fort +57 Ref +51 Will +53
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Speed 60 ft.
Melee +2 heavy mace +79/+74/+69/+64 (1d8+29) and +2 dagger +79 (1d4+16)
Ranged shortbow +78/+73/+68/+63 (1d6)
Base Atk +50 Grp +77
Atk Options
Special Atk
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Abilities Str 65, Dex 62, Con 63, Int 63, Wis 63, Cha 62
SQ immunity all, low-light vision, darkvision, blindsight, damage reduction 800/- and deity
Feats Blind-Fight, Cleave, Combat Expertise, Combat Reflexes, Diehard, Diligent, Dodge, Endurance, Great Cleave, Great Fortitude, Greater Weapon Focus (heavy mace), Greater Weapon Focus (shortbow), Greater Weapon Focus (dagger), Improved Bull Rush, Improved Critical (heavy mace), Improved Critical (dagger), Improved Critical (shortbow), Improved Disarm, Improved Feint, Improved Initiative, Improved Sunder, Iron Will, Mobility, Mounted Combat, Point Blank Shot, Power Attack, Quick Draw, Skill Focus (Use Rope), Spring Attack, Two Weapon Fighting, Weapon Focus (heavy mace), Weapon Focus (dagger), Weapon Focus (shortbow), Whirlwind Attack.
Skills Appraise +34 (+26 int, +2 diligent), Balance +34 (+26 dex, +2 synergy), Bluff +32 (+26 cha), Climb +39 (+27 str), Concentration +32 (+26 con), Decipher Script +34 (+26 int, +2 diligent), Diplomacy +36 (+26 cha, +4 synergy), Disable Device +32 (+26 int), Disguise +32 (+26 cha), Escape Artist +38 (+26 dex, +6 competence), Forgery +32 (+26 int), Gather Information +34 (+26 cha, +2 synergy), Handle Animal +38 (+26 cha), Heal +32 (+26 wis), Hide +32 (+26 dex), Intimidate +40 (+26 cha, +2 synergy), Jump +41 (+27 str, +2 synergy), Knowledge (Local) +32 (+26 int), Listen +32 (+26 wis), Move Silently +32 (+26 dex), Open Lock +36 (+26 dex, +4 competence), Ride +40 (+26 dex, +2 synergy), Search +32 (+26 int), Sense Motive +32 (+26 wis), Spot +32 (+26 wis), Survival +32 (+26 wis), Swim +39 (+27 str), Tumble +34 (+26 dex, +2 synergy), Use Magic Device +32 (+26 cha), Use Rope +35 (+26 dex, +3 skill focus).
Possessions +2 leather armor, +2 dagger, +2 heavy mace, shortbow, ring of counterspells, ring of minor sonic resistance, vest of escape, oil of flame arrow, potion of bear’s endurance, potion of greater magic fang +3, 15 pp, 13 gp, 13 sp, 14 cp, 4826 gp in other assets.
Background: 0, Ht: 5' 4", Wt: 151, Hair: Blond, Eyes: Brown, Age: 37.
Low-Light Vision: Kaaeaeri 2 can see twice as far as a human in starlight, moonlight, torchlight, and similar low-light conditions.
Deity: Kaaeaeri 2 can do everything she wants, as a free action.

My powers of cloning win.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

Lady_Acoma whats your sign? You a fire sign?

Um...I dunno. Actually I don't think so. But again I don't know.

 

[Knight Otu]

My powers of cloning win.

The powers of cloning are nothing compared to hordes of kobolds with dwarf bane weapons descending on Farid.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Was it the Baha Men?

They did the original song.


Then there was a parody done on the Simpsons: "Who Let The Jugs Out" in the ep where Marge decides to have her boobs enlarged, thinking that was what Homer wanted....

 

[Lady_Acoma]

I guess it's time to whack the men back into shape!!!! ::gets out cattle prod::

Yay! Violence! And electricity! Which I can use to make fire!!!

 

[Aeson]

Um...I dunno. Actually I don't think so. But again I don't know.

No big deal. Just curious. With that fiery personality if your not you should be.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

At least in the age bracket to have HEARD of Beta tapes and players... I've heard of them too but have never had one.

*blinks* Wait, I have owned several beta players. And I don't think I am as old as you... I also remember our family owning a record type dvd thing early on...can't remember what those were called though. We had Tootsie and Airplane on it though.