Maximizing Magical Items?

[UltimaGabe]

http://www.duckproducts.com/

Duck tape brand duct tape.

.....Uh.... But what's THAT?!

*Runs away*

 

[Herzog]

.....Uh.... But what's THAT?!

*Runs away*

or, as the Rules Compendium says:

Look overthere! a Monkey!