Memo to all 4th Edition Designers and Developers

[MichaelSomething]

When a problem pops up, The Rouse puts it down!

 

[I'm A Banana]

Fetch.

Like that shirt, right?

 

[Reaper Steve]

I love Scott Rouse!

4E... It's on like Donkey Kong!

 

[Dire Bare]

Really?

I don't get it.

There's been a subset of posters who complained about how the WotC designers tend to use the word "cool" to describe the new 4th Edition too much.

And yes, it's as ridiculous as it sounds. Which is why Le Rouse righteously mocks it.

 

[Colmarr]

Damn it, Rouse, it's pronounced "bonza" but spelled "bonzer"!

It is? Not according to my dictionary of Australian Slang*.

The Rouse was right!

* Ok, maybe not the most authoritative of sources, but there's at least some wriggle room in there...

 

[JoelF]

OoTS hasn't read the memo yet.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0526.html

 

[RodneyThompson]

Got it, Scott. Will do.

Hang on, I need to go turn up my heater. It's getting a little gnarly in here.

 

[Pale]

Wow, is this weak... The implementation of this list is so last edition. Its like Challenge Ratings all over again!!! So what am I supposed to use, sick or killer? I'm disappointed Rouse. I was expecting at least a chart we could roll on. If this is any indication of where things are headed, you can count us out.

Ya know... the OP would have been about 10 times funnier if he had done it up as a random die roll table.

 

[Reynard]

I have a rules question: Is "kewl" an acceptable alternative?

 

[Sir Brennen]

That post was so Hawt.

However, I must insist that The Rouse acknowledge the existence of the early 80's and include "tasty"...