[meta] Official Apology

[el-remmen]

I know this should be in the [meta] forum, but I wanted to make sure everyone saw it.

As most of you probably know since it is impossible to keep secrets around here, there was recently a "disagreement" between Moruss and myself which I has led to my needing to resign as moderator on these boards.

Since August of 2001 I have been using information gathered here about users to send SPAM emails which is in violation of the board policy. So let me take this moment to apologize to anyone who has received the SPAM with the subjects "LOSE WEIGHT NOW!" or "NEVER SMELL AGAIN". It was wrong of me to use my position as moderator to target the gamer audiende for cheap internet fad diets and non-FDA approved deodorants.

Moruss (and the ENWorld community), I do hereby resign effective immediately.

 

[Mark]

So I can delete those Emails now?

 

[Piratecat]

Don't apologize, Nem; they really helped!

 

[Henry]

Since August of 2001 I have been using information gathered here about users to send SPAM emails which is in violation of the board policy. So let me take this moment to apologize to anyone who has received the SPAM with the subjects "LOSE WEIGHT NOW!" or "NEVER SMELL AGAIN". It was wrong of me to use my position as moderator to target the gamer audiende for cheap internet fad diets and non-FDA approved deodorants.

Moruss (and the ENWorld community), I do hereby resign effective immediately.

As well you should! THe Physician STILL hasn't figured out how to remove these two Frog-legs that have grown from my underarms! I think that hack is actually trying to GROW THEM before amputating them!

What the heck were you trying to PULL?!?!?!?!

 

[Orco42]

It was you!!!

I should have know after getting that strange little streak of white hair and an unhealthy love for frogs!

 

[Ysgarran]

Heck, if Yahoo.com can do it I don't see why you can't!!!

Yahoo recently (and secretly) switched everyone's marketing preferences to "Yes".

Or was it a secret plot between nemmerle and the Yahoo to fill everyone's mail boxes to capacity with junk mail, thus filling up all available space, thus crashing everyone's computers, thus bringing an end to civilization as we know it...

 

[Hand of Evil]

You know this means I can now set up a rule to foward all my spam back to you.

 

[Information]

Are you kidding?! You've changed my life!

Since I adopted one your recommended programs, I've never felt so good in all my life. I'm stronger, healthier, and above all more happy!

 

[Quickbeam]

My whole family has subscribed to your diet and hygiene regiment. We cook all our food in the Econo-size nemmerle Fry Pappy, and then use the grease as an after shower body rub. Our pores may be blocked, and our cholesterol may be approaching 480, but we sure do slide right into our clothes nowadays!!

Now where will we turn when we need lifestyle advice?!?

 

[Roland Delacroix]

That NEVER SMELL AGAIN pamphlet changed my life! Noone in the bars can tell i'm a gamer now.