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[paradox42]

Snags first post on page 8 to spite Nifft, and thus continue flame war.

 

[Hairfoot]

Doesn't see page 7 at all, but responds to paradox42 directly, thus infuriating last three posters on previous page, who are sure they chalked up some sage observations and piquant funnies which will go unnoticed.

 

[Agent Oracle]

Quietly bumps the thread back to the frontpage, while blatantly making a semi-offensive statemnt.

 

[Shade]

Posts several pictures of my own pet lambs in order to top the above poster for the cuteness factor. Makes an awkward attempt to try to tie the subject of lambs to the original topic.

Chimes in late with witty reference to Silence of the Lambs. Predicts fava beans comment will soon follow.

 

[Tolen Mar]

Prods the troll with a sharp stick to see if its still alive (After all, the flames were only just getting started...)

 

[Infernal Teddy]

Prods the troll with a sharp stick to see if its still alive (After all, the flames were only just getting started...)

Prods back, because he can...

 

[Andor]

Makes long and boring post about the uses of trolls in seige warfare. Claims castles are useless in D&D. Complains bitterly (and incorrectly) that green slime is not in 3.X D&D.

 

[paradox42]

Points out helpfully that green slime is in fact in 3.X D&D, it's just not a monster, and then adds comment that troll livers taste best when served with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Phffft-phffft-phffft-phffft!

 

[Imruphel]

Points out how green slime and trolls don't mix very well... unless you look at it from the green slime's point of view.

Sly dig at Andor for not noticing that green slime IS in 3.5E. Goes away feeling all smug....

 

[Tolen Mar]

Prods back, because he can...

Claims to be immune to prodding due to his armor of negate prods. Then makes a longwinded rant about the proliferation of the "character is the sum of his equipment" problem.




Because he can.