[Meta-Troll]

[Dannyalcatraz]

Reports a post as offensive, not realizing that the offensive portion of the post is, in fact, a quote originally derived from one of my earlier posts.

 

[awayfarer]

Writes up a long, detailed post about who would win in a fight between religion and politics.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The cockroaches?

 

[Jdvn1]

Points out that said post is in fact on page 20

Points out that, depending on how many posts you have showing per page, said post could be on different pages. Claims that, for him, the post is on page 1289, even though that is actually impossible.

 

[Primitive Screwhead]

Re-raises thread... or is that re-re-raises? How many times can a thread be raised?...


anyway..

Casts 'Raise Thread' to ask how the Meta-Troll stat block should be trimmed down to reflect the new 4E paradigm.

Suggests that the Meta-Troll retains its Uncanny ability to survive beyond 10,000 posts and the per-page ability to cast 'Inspire Spite'

Suggests that the Meta-Troll be granted a per-day ability to cast 'Tasha's Fizzy Fountain', which causes a reader to spew soda through thier nose.

Wonders how the Meta-Troll's power will be increased by living in a 'Points of Light' screen....

 

[Slife]

Points out that, depending on how many posts you have showing per page, said post could be on different pages. Claims that, for him, the post is on page 1289, even though that is actually impossible.

Helpfully points out that 1289 is OVER NINE THOUSAND, even though it clearly isn't.

 

[Nyaricus]

4th edition is coming

Discusses how this is now a reality, and is more then a little cool

 

[awayfarer]

Makes predictions about 5th edition.

 

[Silver Moon]

The cockroaches?

Doesn't bother checking to see what this is in reference too but instead just goes with it, posting an elaborate 400 word essay about cockroaches.

Ends with an unrealted comment how D&D should have done what Paranoia did, going straight from 2nd Edition to 5th without ever doing a 3rd or 4th.

 

[WhatGravitas]

Makes predictions about 5th edition.

Refutes prediction and blathers on about 4.5E.