Metamorphosis: From Dretch to Demon Lord - Ascension Released!

[gloomymarshes]

[olivertwist] please sir can we have some more? [/olivertwist]

 

[Amal Shukup]

"You must learn patience, Ed Gruberman."
"Yeah! Patience! How long'll that take?"

(Anybody know what the I'm talking about? )

The Frantics! Whoo hoo! That brings me back a few, er, decades...

Teacher: "Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is but a day."

Ed: "A YEAR??!! I wanna beat people up right NOW! I got the pajamas! Hah! woo ya!"

Teacher: "Beat. people. up..."

Ed: "Yeah, just show me all those nifty moves so I can start trashing bozos! That's all I came here for! YO ASTA STA STA!!! Pretty good, eh?"

Do you recall the song along the same lines?

 

[LuYangShih]

It is clear BLACKDIRGE has burned out on this story. The low constitution of Elves is renowned, so this should not be a surprise. Perhaps now we can move on to the Hound Archon Paladin and Minotaur Monk.

 

[BLACKDIRGE]

It is clear BLACKDIRGE has burned out on this story. The low constitution of Elves is renowned, so this should not be a surprise. Perhaps now we can move on to the Hound Archon Paladin and Minotaur Monk.

Untrue! Now you hush before I give you a good drubbing. (I have an 18 Str ya know).

I really do enjoy writing this, but right now I am in the middle of a move and so don't have near as much time for writing as I would like. I really do have most of the next installment done and will be posting it soon.

Thanks for hanging in there.

Dirge

 

[Nasma]

Thanks for hanging in there.
Dirge

Well, you're welcome. It is sooo much effort doing nothing while you move and write (and work I assume). I hope that you really are grateful though, or I just might stop reading this great story that I get for free.

 

[Serpenteye]

Great stuff, you've got a real talent for this BLACKDIRGE.

I'd like some more, please.

 

[Thomas Hobbes]

'Fraid not- I just know the "Boot to the head!" skit.

 

[Amal Shukup]

'Fraid not- I just know the "Boot to the head!" skit.

Lyrics to the whole thing - including the song (scroll down):
http://www.songlyrics.com/song-lyrics/Frantics/Miscellaneous/Boot_To_The_Head/92494.html

Too funny. Album cover is fairly priceless too...

Good luck with your move Mr. 'Dirge, we anxiously await your return to your keyboard.

Amal

 

[gloomymarshes]

*BUMP*

also, the 'beginning of next week' has kinda passed over here BLACKDIRGE *nudge nudge wink wink*

Very good story hour though. I'm dying to read the next episode

 

[Derulbaskul]

Well, BD, I would even offer to help you move... except that I live in Oz.

Anyway, now that we have established my good intentions... um, may we please have another update?

Cheers
D