Metropolis (Corlon's evil campaign) OOC

[KitanaVorr]

Also to let people know

real-life is catching up fast, so for the next week or so I won't be able to post as often as I normally do unless i can get a few things done first

I'll try to post at least once a day on every thread and definitely at least once a day on the threads I DM.

 

[KitanaVorr]

Hey Corlon

She's wearing riveted masterwork full plate armor, how can the troll rip that off? The only thing that comes off that sucker is her helmet, you'd have to slice her up to remove the rest. There are 10-13 separate pieces of armor that make up full plate (not including the mail and arming doublet that is traditionally worn underneath), which does the troll attack?

 

[Corlon]

Hey Corlon

She's wearing riveted masterwork full plate armor, how can the troll rip that off? The only thing that comes off that sucker is her helmet, you'd have to slice her up to remove the rest. There are 10-13 separate pieces of armor that make up full plate (not including the mail and arming doublet that is traditionally worn underneath), which does the troll attack?

Cause of his magical hungriness

Well, first of all it's his special ability. He's not a normal troll, which I tried to depict him as in my description.

Second of all, he has a hand probably the size of your torso. so he could easily rip the most effective parts of your armor.

but...I can see you're point.
The ruling: armor has half the armor value, no enhancement bonus. (don't worry, it's not ruined forever)

 

[KitanaVorr]

Cause of his magical hungriness*...*it's his special ability*....*not a normal troll*....*could easily rip the most effective parts of your armor*....

[Insert crass and probably very offensive humor that Morris Grandmother would certainly NOT approve of....]



ooooo Jemal knows what I'm thinking...I'll bet

 

[Corlon]

oh, I forgot three essential words!

Big Ass Hands

 

[Jemal]

big ass hands.... hands made for big asses.

As to kitana... I'm not even gonna GO there right now.. hehe..

 

[Corlon]

that's not at all what it was meant to be at all, I'm gonna have to take off my from my post.

So every time I use "" it will be taken as a sexual innuendo huh?
*sigh*

 

[Jemal]

*L* don't worry, Corlon, Kit and me are just sick little pervs.. We take EVERYTHING as sexual innuendo.

NOw about that sigh at the end of your post...

 

[Corlon]

*L* don't worry, Corlon, Kit and me are just sick little pervs.. We take EVERYTHING as sexual innuendo.

NOw about that sigh at the end of your post...

[sigh]:sigh:*sigh*"sigh"*sigh*:sigh:[/sigh]

 

[Corlon]

UBS

it strikes again