Mialee: Hot... or Not?

[Krug]

I respectfully disagree with the Protector of the Realm.


1/3 White Chocolate Godiva Liquor
1/3 Chocolate Godiva Liquor
1/3 Absolut Vodka

Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a Hershey's Kiss and float chocolate shakings.

OH great bartender gnome, what would thou reccomend for Krusk then?

 

[Bregh]

OH great bartender gnome, what would thou reccomend for Krusk then?

Turpentine, straight up.

With apologies to 1/2 orcs and those that find them, <ahem> attractive.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

OH great bartender gnome, what would thou reccomend for Krusk then?

1/3 cherry syrup
1/3 blue caraco
1/3 orange grand marnier

Pour all VERY SLOWLY AND CAREFYULLY into transparent glass. The effect you got was a drink that had the following rainbow layers:

orange
green
blue
purple
red


Half-Orcs like a rainbow.

 

[boschdevil]

Let me drink a bottles worth of Chocolate Martinis and I'll get back to you.


Drinks anyone?


The Ultimate Chocolate Martini

2 oz. Kettle One Vodka
1/2 oz. Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
splash of Nocello walnut liqueur (optional)

Place in shaker glass with 2 cubes of ice shake vigorously and seve in martini glass.

Drink till vodka bottle is empty then come on back and cast your vote in Krug's poll!

Only one bottle??? For Mialee, you'd have to keep the bottles coming for me. Even though I'm usually a proponent of revision 3.5, it sure would be nice to see some decent artwork in the new books (like the 1e books).

 

[s/LaSH]

Not. At least, not in that shot, not in that costume, and not in terms of raw appeal (which isn't always the best yardstick of beauty, cough cough).

Anyone else thinking "Claudia Black"?

Anyway, give Mialee a better suit, some makeup and better lighting, and I'm sure she'll be a star.

 

[Erebus]

She looks better on the DM's screen.

 

[Aloïsius]

She looks better on the DM's screen.

The DM screen, and everything on it, looks ugly.

 

[Klaus]

PHB hoss-face --- NOT!

CP -- nice face; stick-legs. Warm!

Hey! Those legs are not sticks! They're half-covered by the costume!

Oh well, back to the drawing board...

Oh, the poll:

Yes!

 

[Mercule]

Urg. *Retches in corner* Better, now. Just not something to see first thing in the morning.

Weren't Tolkien's orcs supposed to be corrupted elves? I think that Mialee is really a Tolkien orc.

Actually, if you give her some odd piercings, I think she'd look as much like Sauruman's non-Urik-Hai orcs as an elf. Maybe moreso.

 

[Sixchan]

Yeurgh. She is pig-ugly. And That's an insult to the pig. REAL Elves don't look like that.