Mialee: Hot... or Not?

[Sir Osis of Liver]

Oh, look, the D&D nerds have convened in their fortress of power, and deemed that I am not attractive enough for their high standards. I guess it's back to the waiting line for me, to dream of the day when a D&D nerd will look at me, extend his pale, clammy hand, and say "Mialee, I think you're prettier than Theven Of Nine, would you like to go out with me?"

I'll gaze at him dreamily, deeply into his dull brown eyes which have been magnified by 3/4 inch thick glasses. He's stare back, with a hint of a smile curling by the red nest of zits festering at the left side of his greasy, mustachioed mouth. He'll say "Wanna come back to my playth to watch thumm of my anime videoth?", and at that moment, I will know our souls are bound.

OH, SAY I CAN BE YOURS, D&D NERDS!

At least you have a charming personnality.

 

[Mangrum]

That might just be the funniest thing I've read all month. It's the lisp that sells it.

And I shaved off my beard last week, so there.

 

[Trevalon Moonleirion]

See, the poll needs to be changed because of the second and third pictures in this thread....

PHB Mialee = horseface. Truly a coyote girl, as my mom loves to call ugly women.

CP Mialee = Yowza! If this were Nutkinland I might be saying some slightly different things, but damn, she makes me want to cast hold self.

 

[mythago]

She does? Ew.

Oh, right. D&D nerds. What *was* I thinking.

 

[Sixchan]

Damn it Sixchan, don't you know that those Elves in the movies are Elvish ACTORS? Real Elves are ugly, look like Vulcans and can't even afford rebonded hair!

My template idea of how an elf should look comes from page 18 of the 1e Player's Handbook. That's a slightly above average looking elf. Going by that, Mialee's charisma should be 3.

 

[Krug]

Now how's about a poll on whether Vadania is hot or not? Rrreoooowwww!

When this thread dies down..

 

[Krug]

See, the poll needs to be changed because of the second and third pictures in this thread....

PHB Mialee = horseface. Truly a coyote girl, as my mom loves to call ugly women.

CP Mialee = Yowza! If this were Nutkinland I might be saying some slightly different things, but damn, she makes me want to cast hold self.

CP's version is NOT Mialee. That's an actress playing Mialee!

(Iconic casting call thread?? Somebody stop me!)

 

[Nifft]

I think Mialee looks a little alien -- as a non-human should look. Were we elves, we'd be able to judge her looks fairly. As it is, she's merely a butt-kicking wizard, and not a spokesmodel.

I do wish she'd change clothes sometimes -- I think her outfit is very silly, surpassed only by Hennet's uni-buckle-tard.

-- Nifft

 

[KitanaVorr]

Its nice to see an elf that doesn't look human. And also nice to see Iconic characters human/halfelf/elf that don't all look the same.

LOL I mean...it isn't it nice NOT to be like the original Star Trek where all the aliens look suspciously completely human?

Diversity = Good

 

[Goodsport]

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Mialee... no.

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Lidda... yes!