[might be OT] Monty Python and DnD
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It's the one, the only, the tremendously powerful, BUNNY!
For this, I used a 1 HD animal with 3 ranks in each Jump and Climb, Str 7, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 3, Wis 12, and Cha 3. Then I added 20 Fighter levels and the Paragon template from the ELH. Heh heh heh.
The Monte Python Bunny
Tiny Animal
HD: 1d8 (bunny) + 20d10 (Fighter) + 147 (Con) + 252 (Primal) = 607 HP
Initiative: +14 (+10 dex, +4 Improved Initiative)
Speed: 90' (30 bunny, x3 Paragon)
AC: 51 (+2 size, +5 natural, +10 dex, +12 Insight, +12 Luck)
Attacks: Bite +60 melee and Bite your Head Off, 2 claws +58 melee
Damage: Bite 1d2+34, Claw 1+30
Face/Reach: 2.5' x 2.5' / 0'
Special Attacks: Bite your Head Off
Special qualities: Fire and Cold Resistance 10, damage reduction 20/+6, SR 42, Fast Healing 20, Resistance to Damage
Saves: Fort +29, Ref +26, Will +24
Abilities: Str 26, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 18, Wis 27, Cha 18
Skills: Jump +44, Climb +44, HIde +31, Move Silently +31, Listen +29, Spot +29
Feats: Weapon Focus (Claw, Bite), Epic Weapon Focus (Claw, Bite), Weapon Specialization (Claw, Bite), Epic Weapon Specialization (Claw, Bite), Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack, Expertise, Whirlwind Attack, Power Attack, Cleave, Great Cleave, Legendary Leaper, Multiweapon Fighting, Weapon Finesse (Claw, Bite).
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Climate/Terrain: Any Land and Underground
Organization: Solo
Challenge Rating: 34
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always Nuetral
Advancement: By Character Class
The Monty Python Bunny lives next to a cave and bites people's heads off. Little else is known about the Monty Python Bunny.
---------------Combat----------------
Bite your Head Off: when The Monty Python Bunny hits with it's bite attack, it's target must succeed at a reflex save (DC 41 [10 + 10 {1/2 level} +8 {Str mod} + 13 {Paragon}]) or have their head bitten off. This can have varrying affects, from nothing (for creatures like the Iron Golem) to instant death (For creatures like people). If the creature has multiple heads, it must save for each head.
Resistance to Damage: The Monty Python Bunny takes half damage from all sources other than the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. apply either this or damage reduction, whichever results in less damage to the Bunny. In addition, the Holy Hand Grenade is the only damage source that can bypass the Bunny's Regeneration.
For this, I used a 1 HD animal with 3 ranks in each Jump and Climb, Str 7, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 3, Wis 12, and Cha 3. Then I added 20 Fighter levels and the Paragon template from the ELH. Heh heh heh.
The Monte Python Bunny
Tiny Animal
HD: 1d8 (bunny) + 20d10 (Fighter) + 147 (Con) + 252 (Primal) = 607 HP
Initiative: +14 (+10 dex, +4 Improved Initiative)
Speed: 90' (30 bunny, x3 Paragon)
AC: 51 (+2 size, +5 natural, +10 dex, +12 Insight, +12 Luck)
Attacks: Bite +60 melee and Bite your Head Off, 2 claws +58 melee
Damage: Bite 1d2+34, Claw 1+30
Face/Reach: 2.5' x 2.5' / 0'
Special Attacks: Bite your Head Off
Special qualities: Fire and Cold Resistance 10, damage reduction 20/+6, SR 42, Fast Healing 20, Resistance to Damage
Saves: Fort +29, Ref +26, Will +24
Abilities: Str 26, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 18, Wis 27, Cha 18
Skills: Jump +44, Climb +44, HIde +31, Move Silently +31, Listen +29, Spot +29
Feats: Weapon Focus (Claw, Bite), Epic Weapon Focus (Claw, Bite), Weapon Specialization (Claw, Bite), Epic Weapon Specialization (Claw, Bite), Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack, Expertise, Whirlwind Attack, Power Attack, Cleave, Great Cleave, Legendary Leaper, Multiweapon Fighting, Weapon Finesse (Claw, Bite).
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Climate/Terrain: Any Land and Underground
Organization: Solo
Challenge Rating: 34
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always Nuetral
Advancement: By Character Class
The Monty Python Bunny lives next to a cave and bites people's heads off. Little else is known about the Monty Python Bunny.
---------------Combat----------------
Bite your Head Off: when The Monty Python Bunny hits with it's bite attack, it's target must succeed at a reflex save (DC 41 [10 + 10 {1/2 level} +8 {Str mod} + 13 {Paragon}]) or have their head bitten off. This can have varrying affects, from nothing (for creatures like the Iron Golem) to instant death (For creatures like people). If the creature has multiple heads, it must save for each head.
Resistance to Damage: The Monty Python Bunny takes half damage from all sources other than the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. apply either this or damage reduction, whichever results in less damage to the Bunny. In addition, the Holy Hand Grenade is the only damage source that can bypass the Bunny's Regeneration.
trimeulose
First Post
The holy Handgrenade of Antioch:
Pull the pin count to three and then throw it (a ranged touch attack). The target is affected by an assortment of spells in this order: harm, destruction, wail of the banshee, weird, finger of death, wish (to act as a finger of death), and a wish (for death). All spells are treated as if they were heightened, empowered, maximized, stilled, quickened, and they all have DC's of 75. Only affects one target.
Pull the pin count to three and then throw it (a ranged touch attack). The target is affected by an assortment of spells in this order: harm, destruction, wail of the banshee, weird, finger of death, wish (to act as a finger of death), and a wish (for death). All spells are treated as if they were heightened, empowered, maximized, stilled, quickened, and they all have DC's of 75. Only affects one target.
HellHound
ENnies winner and NOT Scrappy Doo
LOL...
In issue #3 of the Stygian e-zine ( www.realmsofevil.net ), I statted the "Vorpal Bunny" as well as the "Holy Handgrenade". Although I statted them a LOT lower than they have been in this thread.
You can download the Stygians at http://www.realmsofevil.net/stygian/ - it's a 3.5 meg PDF and is worth the download (hey, it's free!)
In issue #3 of the Stygian e-zine ( www.realmsofevil.net ), I statted the "Vorpal Bunny" as well as the "Holy Handgrenade". Although I statted them a LOT lower than they have been in this thread.
You can download the Stygians at http://www.realmsofevil.net/stygian/ - it's a 3.5 meg PDF and is worth the download (hey, it's free!)
trimeulose
First Post
quote
This was
in easy as hell, it only took like one shot.
Yeah on the TV you gotta jump behind the counter or something.
And yeh gotta shoot that one guy like thirtee times.
GEE, I wonder whats in that briefcase over there.
This was
in easy as hell, it only took like one shot. Yeah on the TV you gotta jump behind the counter or something.
And yeh gotta shoot that one guy like thirtee times.
GEE, I wonder whats in that briefcase over there.
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