Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

[Greatwyrm]

I certainly didn't mean to cause you guys any rage. But sometimes no matter what you do, it's bad.

And now, if just for the span of one breath, you know what it's like to be Mike Mearls. Heck, you even got to ruin something.

 

[apmacris]

And now, if just for the span of one breath, you know what it's like to be Mike Mearls. Heck, you even got to ruin something.

Well, what can I say? That was one of the funniest internet put-downs I've received in my entire life, and a good point to boot.

Mike Mearls ruined my chances of having a comeback to your wit, so I surrender!

 

[Riley]

Mike Mearls ruined Comic Sans.

 

[Aegeri]

I mean, there are plenty of actual threads filled with genuine villification of the guy and the game so if I had wanted to use one of those, I could have. But this thread had made me laugh, so that's what I used. I figured people would click through and enjoy it, as compared to clicking through and getting, you know, actual hate.

Everyone at another forum I go to immediately assumed that ENWorld was a hive of anti-4E plus Mike Mearls scum and villainy because of it. They just assumed that by default and didn't come here to find out - thankfully as I do come here I was able to point out that this place isn't actually like that at all (it's actually one of the best places to discuss 4E on the internet IMO). The automatic assumption though wasn't to go and read the thread in question - they honestly thought it was for real. Not to mention it gave us round 2 of anti-essentials hysteria.

 

[AngryMojo]

Mike Mearls ruined the concept of ruining. Nobody else can ever have the pleasure of ruining something, because of Mike Mearls.

 

[FabioMilitoPagliara]

Mike Mearls ruined blogging!

and w/out dices or mices

 

[ourchair]

Here's a post to point out that I haven't posted in a while. Note that this post does not count as an actual post, per se, but is merely an observation regarding the lack of posts and should not be regarded as an actual post for purposes of determining my last post as such.

I hope that's clear.

Mike Mearls' post just ruined the ability to ruin Mike Mearls by posting about things that he has purported to have ruined, even though Mike Mearls hasn't really ruined them at all. Oh, the ruination.

 

[Dedekind]

GM: You start to examine the entrance to the dungeon. You see an ancient script etched on the door.
PC: I wonder who wrote this? History Check?
GM: You succeed. Apparently Mike Mearls runed this dungeon.



<drum hit>

 

[AntiStateQuixote]

Everyone at another forum I go to immediately assumed that ENWorld was a hive of anti-4E plus Mike Mearls scum and villainy

Mike Mearls ruined scum and villainy.

 

[drothgery]

Mike Mearls ruined scum and villainy.

Get your games straight. Rodney Thompson ruined [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Scum-Villainy-Star-Wars-Roleplaying/dp/0786950358/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1284668566&sr=1-1"]Scum & Villainy[/ame].[1]

[1] Not really.