Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

[AngryMojo]

Hello gamers, look at your DM, now back to me.
Now back to your DM, now back at me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped running old editions and switched to D&D fourth edition, he could ruin things like me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you?
You're on a steam boat, with the man your DM could ruin things like.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it. It's a blog with two interviews about that thing you love.
Look away, look back.
The interviews are now flamewars!
Everything is ruined when your DM is like Mike Mearls.
I'm on a horse.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doot!

 

[DracoSuave]

Mearls ruined my ability to ruleslawyer.

 

[ourchair]

Did Mearls ruin the ability to post in this thread?

NO.

Therefore he fails.

At the ruining I mean.

 

[Korgoth]

Mike Mearls ruined necromancy.

 

[Elton Robb]

MY HAT OF d30 KNOW NO LIMIT!

 

[Elton Robb]

WotC was creating a new, lush campaign world ala Pandora when Mike Mearls came to put on the finishing touches.

We got Dark Sun.

Actually, I blame Bill Slavisick for that.

 

[Greg K]

Actually, I blame Bill Slavisick for that.

I, actually, blame Slavisick for the defiling of Darksun with the revised boxed set and some of the material prior.

 

[Nai_Calus]

We need a pair of linked d30 tables for who is ruining what now.

Ruiner table:

1 Mike Mearls
2 Bill Slavicsek
3 The Virtual Table
4 Drizzt
5 Skill challenges
6 Powergamers
7 Miniatures
8 DDI
9 'Those evil bastards at WotC', whoever those guys are
10 Essentials
11 Fortune Cards
12 Races with no pupils
13 Eric Mona
14 The Online Character Builder
15 Dungeon
16 Dragon
17 Andy Collins
18 Rob Heinsoo
19 Ed Greenwood
20 Dark Sun
21 Eberron
22 The Forgotten Realms
23 4E Core Setting
24 Mike Mearls again, that bastard
25 Greg Bilsland
26 Edition Wars
27 Bruce Cordell
28 James Wyatt
29 Bloggers
30 Roll again twice, use both results and Mike Mearls

Ruinee:

1 D&D
2 The Forgotten Realms
3 Eberron
4 Spelljammer
5 Dark Sun
6 Planescape
7 Roleplaying
8 Combat
9 Mike Mearls
10 DDI
11 Pathfinder
12 The RPG industry
13 Dungeon
14 Dragon
15 The classic Character Builder
16 Essentials
17 Classic 4E
18 Everything
19 The homebrew scene
20 Verisimilitude
21 Immersion
22 Game balance
23 Evil races
24 Past editions of D&D
25 Future editions of D&D
26 Every edition of D&D
27 Play by post games
28 Face to face games
29 Mike Mearls
30 Roll again twice, use both results and D&D

Some sample rolls:

The 4E core setting is ruining every edition of D&D
Dark Sun is ruining Essentials
Races with no pupils are ruining DDI
Edition wars are ruining immersion
Drizzt is ruining the RPG Industry, the homebrew scene and D&D
DDI is ruining Mike Mearls

 

[Ourph]

Actually, I blame Bill Slavisick for that.

Mike Mearls ruined Bill Slaviseck.

 

[huank]

I tried to buy a d30 the other day... The store owner laughed and said: "Good Luck!"

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