Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

[ourchair]

The d5 is the d6's shorter but more handsome brother.

Reports are that he's well hung to boot.

 

[Obryn]

The sad thing is, Mike Mearls is going to ruin Mike Mearls next. And that means he will have jumped the shark, which will also ruin sharks.

Does that mean Mike Mearls has jumped Mike Mearls? Mike Mearls should totally kick Mike Mearls's ass for that.

-O

 

[darjr]

I apologize for the pseudo-threadjack re: dice marginalization. That said, I apologize even more profusely because I forgot about the d30--simply the most marginalized die in the history of the game.

And yes, I still own one--it must be about 25 years old, maybe closer to 30. It is emeral green, translucent, and without colored lines for the numbers. Old Skool.

And it's ruined now, all because of Mike Mearls!

 

[Gloomshroud]

I'll take my trusty d3, TYVM.

And to throw out another random meme clash: What happens to Mike Mearls if he gets Rick Rolled????

 

[Arivendel]

Ah Mike Mearls... you are this Industries' Chuck Norris

 

[Nahat Anoj]

Mike Mearls ruined the ozone layer.

 

[NMcCoy]

What happens to Mike Mearls if he gets Rick Rolled????

He ruins it, obviously.

Incidentally, Dark Sun has added rules for playing as Mike Mearls:

Ruin Everything * Arcane Feature
You draw upon the vitality of nearby life to fuel your magic, heedless of the harm you cause to the land and your allies.
At-Will * Arcane, Necrotic
Free Action * Personal
Trigger: You make an attack roll or a damage roll as part of an arcane daily attack power.
Effect: You can reroll the triggering roll but must use the second result. In addition, each ally (willing or unwilling) within 20 squares of you takes necrotic damage equal to half his or her healing surge value. This damage ignores immunities and cannot be reduced in any way.
Special: You can use this effect once for any arcane daily attack power you use, affecting any single attack roll or the damage roll for that power.

 

[DonAdam]

"Ruin Everything" should have the Mike Mearls keyword, and inflict the ruined (save ends) condition.

With an aftereffect: The target is ruined.

 

[Herschel]

WotC was creating a new, lush campaign world ala Pandora when Mike Mearls came to put on the finishing touches.

We got Dark Sun.

 

[ExploderWizard]

Does anyone remember the book full of different d30 charts and tables that was published at some point in the late 80s? Charts like "What your mother hid in your pack before you left home" and "What did I just stub my toe on?"

I still have that, along with the 30 sided character one and the ultimate:
30 sided adventure!!

A die so useless it requires it's own special supplements= win.