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Re: Toss the halfing.

Brigit Deeperdown said:


I think the "toss the halfing" is a great idea lots of times. With Jerimahs strenth and mine. We could easily hold onto him. But alas he doesn't ever let me do it. :( One of these days Milo you must really let me try it. :D

Uhhh, no. Since "toss the halfling" usually consists of finding the most dangerous spot in the dungeon, tying a rope around the hapless victim, then hurling him into the middle of the danger, I think I'll pass. Thanks for the repeated offers though!

Welcome to the party Schmoe! Thanks for the compliment. I don't know if we're going to revisit the bronze room since Frog is itching to finish the Temple soon. We've been playing it for quite a few sessions now and I think all of us are ready to move on to The Next Big Thing tm. Not to say the Temple isn't a blast, cuz it is. There are some devious things in there.

Don't give anything away about the bronze room though, just in case. :) As far as the 9 statues, we're done with that room. Now the items...we'll see about those. I cast detect evil on the lot and didn't find anything, but that doesn't necessarily mean the other shoe won't drop.

Update this weekend. Unfortunately work and other matters will occupy me until Saturday.
 

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Temple of Elemental Evil - part 56 (session 25)

After a brief moment of apprehension, the man lowered the rod.

"We thank you for saving us. We've been here for what seems like forever." the man rubbed his eyes tiredly.

"Who are ya?" Brigit said, axe still raised.

"Brother and sister. We were captured and brought here to be tortured." he answered.

"Sounds about right, where are you from?" Milo asked.

"Specularum."

Milo raised his eyebrows. Specularum was a long way to bring prisoners.

"What did you do there?"

"We worked for our father's shipping company." he began.

Milo immediately thought of the Gaffer and Jaffer Company and the prisoners they released upstairs that worked for them.

"Actually, not quite a shipping company. Just a boat, we're a small company." He finished abashedly.

"Small company? So what did you ship then?"

"You name it, we'd ship it!" the bedraggled man said proudly. "Our father would reward you for saving us."

"Aye, we've plenty O' promises of rewards. Tha's not gonna help us now." Brigit scoffed.

"Let's not be too hasty, Brigit." Milo said, "We can help you out of here, but not before we clear out a couple more rooms. We're not quite ready to leave."

"How long have ya been down here?" Brigit asked.

"We have no way of knowing," he squinted up at the light coming from the ceiling. "The light has been shining since we were put here."

"So were all these animals here when ya were captured?" Brigit continued.

"No, we were tied down in an empty room, the harpies, rats, and jackals came later."

"If you're done grilling the ex-prisoners, Brigit, we can get out of here. I'd rather not stand around jawing while something may be creeping around out there." Milo said.

"Aye, fer now." Brigit said with one last sidelong glance at the humans.

The four set about searching the room. Brigit stumbled across a niche under the stone slab as she kicked a jackal out of her way. She crouched to peer into the dark recess. After a second she drew an arrow from her quiver and prodded the niche. By then the others had come behind her and were watching with curiosity.

Brigit turned with a start. "What?" she said grumpily, "Ah gotta be sure!" Satisfied, she stowed the arrow and reached into the cavity. She felt around for a few moments before withdrawing a scroll case.

She tossed the case disinterestedly at Mazi and felt back into the niche. Mazi carefully unrolled the scroll inside; wary of the last time she randomly read a parchment such as that. She was relieved to see that inscribed on the scroll were a few arcane spells.

"Spider climb," Mazi said as she scanned the scroll, "Levitate, and darkvision."

Brigit grunted as she freed a small bag from the niche. She poured out nine gems and two necklaces encrusted with jewels. Mazi tore her eyes away from the scroll to stare lovingly at the jewelry.

"Oughta be worth a copper or two." Brigit said, dropping the necklaces back in. "There's a bunch O' coins down there too. They're jus' lyin' in there though."

Brigit began scooping out coins by the fistful. All told they had found a respectable stash of platinum, gold, silver, and copper pieces. Brigit stowed the bag and coins in her expanding backpack.

"I don't want to leave without exploring the bugbears' and ogres' rooms off the Chamber of Eyes." Milo said.

"Aye, then we'll getcha outta here. Yer on yer own after tha' though." Brigit said to the humans.

"We'll give you enough provisions to make your way to Specularum." Milo continued, "There's a town nearby, Luln, but we don't recommend you visit. They're not to friendly to strangers lately."

The brother nodded his understanding. They were soon out of the room and cautiously traveling through the dark, quiet halls of the temple. The ex-captives gasped as they entered the statue room. Mazi assured them that there was no danger from the statues, but they all kept a wary eye out for the last will-o-wisp.

The myriad of eyes in the next chamber greeted them silently. Remains of the giants, bugbears, and ogres still littered the floor. They entered the door to the southeast from which one of the groups of bugbears had attacked. The room mirrored the opposite chamber they had explored days ago. The walls were set in a giant hexagon with a large iron brazier set in the center. The brazier was cold, its ashes mute testament to the disuse the room had fallen into since their initial assault. A stout oak table sat near the south wall. Other than the table and the brazier, the room was bare.

Milo strolled beside the wall, examining the cracks and seams as he walked. Something on the northeast wall caused him to stop. He looked closer and found a deep seam that ran higher than he could see. A few seconds of searching revealed the concealed door's catch. Milo triggered the door as the others gathered around. A short hallway lay beyond, leading to another concealed door. As they neared the second door Brigit's axe hummed to life.

"Trolls," she whispered.

"Stay back," Mazi warned the humans.

Mazi drew her flametongue at Brigit's whisper. Milo cast his last shield of faith on himself before pointing out the release lever to Brigit. The dwarf brandished Trollgrater and triggered the wall. The room was filthy; smudges of unidentifiable origin were streaked along the walls. A stout chain hung from an even stouter eyebolt in the wall. The other end of the chain lay at the feet of Brigit's target. The slavering troll hissed at the sight of the dwarf. Just then Trollgrater snapped into flame with a whoosh of heated air.

The heroes rushed the troll. Brigit easily dodged the first swing and slammed her flaming axe into the troll's gut. Jeremiah and Milo followed suit, wounding the leathery creature. Mazi joined the battle just in time to dodge out of the way from the troll's grasping claws and gnashing teeth. She let out an uncharacteristic growl and slashed twice in a graceful, spinning arc. The troll fell to the ground, burned and dead.

Mazi let out a shout of triumph, "Just call me Troll Slayer!"

Brigit chuckled at the elf before making sure the troll was truly dead with Trollgrater.

Milo had noticed a glint of metal as he charged into the room. Returning to the entrance he found some scattered coins, nothing too valuable. On the wall next to the eyelet he also found a large key.

"Putting the key next to the prisoner seems a little counterproductive to me." Milo said.

"Who says that's the key to the chains?" Mazi said in response.

"Good point." Milo said.

There was another door to the southeast. They entered a larger hexagonal room with polished walls and floors. Four more doors led from the room, one from each wall but the one to the west. A staircase led up from there. Empty torch brackets lined the walls. Their footsteps echoed in the large chamber. Milo padded to the door to the southwest and opened it quietly.

Another snarling troll welcomed him. The room was identical to the last. Milo immediately tumbled to the troll and slashed ineffectively at its thick hide. A loud roar distracted him for a moment. Two more trolls emerged from the other doors to pounce on the unsuspecting humans. Milo could hear the woman's shriek from within the room. The distraction cost him a healthy swipe of skin as the troll retaliated.

In the main room Jeremiah leapt to the human man's aid. He was already nursing a vicious claw wound as he backed behind the burly barbarian. Brigit assessed the situation and decided to help Milo, trusting Mazi and Jer to handle the other trolls. Her trust was well placed, Mazi sliced into the third troll, somehow finding a critical weakness in its defense. The troll howled and slashed at the lithe elf. Though its claws never found purchase, the troll bit into her savagely as she dodged.

Brigit could hardly be seen from her whirling axes. Firelight glinted off the head of her offhand dwarven waraxe. Three direct hits brought the troll down and a fourth made sure it was down for good. As soon as the her axe fell the last time the human woman ran into the room with a squeal, obviously not too familiar with battle despite her weaponry.

Milo and Brigit ignored the woman and charged out to help their friends. Just as she neared the door Brigit heard a growl from behind. Her last axe chop hadn't been enough to take the troll out completely. She whirled around and cleaved down with Trollgrater one more time. The troll's doom was sealed.

Milo found that Mazi and Jeremiah had the battle well in hand. Both of them were holding their own against the trolls. Milo dove headfirst into a handspring and flipped cleanly over a grasping claw. He deftly sliced into Mazi's opponent. Mazi had already done significant damage to the beast with her flametongue and the troll fell. Mazi finished it off with another slash of her flaming sword before they focused on the last troll.

Jeremiah cut into the thick, green hide of the large creature, but couldn't manage to wound it terribly. Milo and Mazi closed in and bracketed the troll. The creature roared defiantly and slashed at everyone in its reach. Milo ducked a claw and struck with his axes. His attacks were followed up by flaming death from Mazi's enchanted longsword. The troll swayed for a moment before crashing down in a smoldering heap. Brigit had just run into the room from dispatching the first troll. She used Trollgrater to make sure the creature wouldn't assault them again.

"Whew." Milo blew out a bit of air. "From what I saw in the other room I'd guess that the rest of these are the same as the first."

"Aye, 'cept no troll came from tha' door." Brigit pointed to the eastern portal.

They investigated the rooms the trolls were either guarding or held captive. They still couldn't tell which was the case. Each room had a similar key next to the chain's eyebolt as well as a few scattered coins. The eastern door opened into a downward sloping passage. Milo eyed it with apprehension.

"I don't think we want to take bro and sis down with us." he said, "Shall we escort them out and make camp for the night?"

There was a general assent. They emerged from the temple after cautiously treading the upper halls to the surface. Each of them donated a few of their rations to the brother and sister. After making sure they knew the way back to Specularum and that they would avoid main roads for a few miles, they bid the duo farewell. The humans thanked them profusely before heading in the direction of the capital.
 

That's the kind of nice little good deed that any good RBDM gets to abuse further along in the campaign...
:)

I'm enjoying this, methodical destruction of the TOEE but surely the bad guys have got to be getting some kind of nasty surprise waiting for you!
 

Krellic said:
That's the kind of nice little good deed that any good RBDM gets to abuse further along in the campaign...
:)

Yeah, we've saved a ton of people in the temple. I'm practically expecting half of them to come back to haunt us. Heck, the barbarian we freed in the caves at the beginning came back with a war party to take Brigit's axe. Then there's that rogue we let out of the jail cell upstairs...

Oy.


I'm enjoying this, methodical destruction of the TOEE but surely the bad guys have got to be getting some kind of nasty surprise waiting for you!

I'm glad you're enjoying it. We're having fun taking out a chunk of the temple at a time. I'm sure the worst is still ahead though. The story hour is all caught up by the way. We play again tonight so we'll see what sort of RBDMing Frog has in store.
 

Sunday's game was a blast. We went through quite a few battles and we finally found something halfling size! Milo was ecstatic.

I'm going to start the write up as soon as my daughter goes down for a nap today. An update is forthcoming. Stay tuned!
 
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Temple of Elemental Evil – part 57 (session 26)

Two nights of rest and a full day of Milo’s healing touch found the heroes once more at full health and vigor. The companions delved into the temple again. They soon made their way to their first entrance point on the third subterranean floor. The room where they had fought the roper and demon was not far off. Instead of revisiting the laboratories, they chose instead to explore the last hallway. They walked for a few feet before noticing light ahead. Spaced in regular intervals, torches burned in wall brackets. The torches ended at a set of stairs leading down deeper into the temple.

”Are we ready to go down yet?” Milo asked Mazi.

”Not if we want to cover the rest of this floor before we go.” she said viewing her maps. ”There’s one more room off from the Chamber of Eyes and a passage and staircase leading out of the troll room.”

”An’ tha bronze pit wi’ tha arches. We still don’ know wha’s down there.” Brigit interjected.

”What’ll it be then? Troll room, Chamber of Eyes, or Bronze Pit?” Milo asked.

After a short discussion they decided on the troll room. The stairs led up, turned east, and then ended just beyond. A blank wall was all they found at the end. Milo was too pragmatic to leave it alone.

”No one goes to all the trouble of building a staircase and hallway underground just to finish it in a dead-end.” he said as he examined the wall closer. ”Ah hah! Here we are.”

With the push of a loose stone the blank wall slid backwards. Milo stood to the side and leaned against the wall as Brigit and Jeremiah passed into the darkness beyond. They emerged through a secret passage leading into the air chapel on the second floor. Brigit shivered from the memory of the battle with the wraith days ago.

”There’s nuthin’ fer us here. Let’s go back down.” Brigit said quickly.

Milo simply shrugged and turned to leave. The others followed shortly. Since the door leading out of the troll room seemed to slope down, they decided that it was likely that it led to the next floor. The four instead decided to finish up the Chamber of Eyes.

The last door to be opened was unlocked and well used. What appeared to be living chambers sat in darkness until the light of Milo’s lamp illuminated the chamber. The floor and the walls were covered in a detailed mosaic. The subject of the mosaic was familiar to all of them by now. Evil beings consorted with priests and unidentifiable beings. What they were consorting in Milo cared little to figure out. The murals and mosaics always left him with a sick feeling in the pit of his stomach. He turned instead to the mundane items in the room.

Heaps of rugs and animal skins were scattered around the room. A large barrel sat between two. Some small pots sat next to a dead fire. Hanging above the cold ashes was a kettle full of a thick liquid.

”Looks like we came down during dinner.” Milo said as he stirred the kettle. The congealed fat on the top covered a stew consisting of unmentionable bits of meat.

Brigit perked up when she found what was in the barrel. ”Ale!” she smacked her lips at the thought of a good draught. She was soon spitting in disgust as she wet her finger and took a taste. ”Ugh! Watered down! Even dwarves have taste. If it’s not dwarven ale, it’s crap!”

Milo laughed at the dwarf and her ceaseless search for high-quality liquor in the most unlikely places. There didn’t appear to be anything of value in the ogre’s living quarters. The heaps of rags and pelts didn’t hide any tucked away trinkets.

”Ain’t no exits here. Since we’re nearby, why don’ we check out tha pit?” Brigit asked.

”If we’re going down there then we’re going to take some time to prepare. I don’t trust anything that looks like a fighting pit. You never know what they might keep down there for entertainment.” Milo said.

”Ach, tha’s fine Milo, ya wanna be ready, we’ll get ready, but me an’ Jer are itchin’ fer a good fight.”

They soon found themselves standing near the edge of the pit. Milo’s lantern reflected light all over the beaten bronze sheets that covered the walls of the octagonal room. Mazi bid them to wait on the preparations while she cast another arcane eye to scan the archways. Her small sensor appeared in her outstretched hand before gently floating to the bottom of the pit and heading out of sight beyond the left arch.

”It’s just a small cubicle.” she said to the others, reporting the eye’s findings, ”There’s some broken weapons and some torn leather.”

Milo could see the arcane eye drift across the ground to the other arch. As soon as it was out of sight Mazi swooned. She nearly toppled into the pit before catching herself on the wall.

”Mazi?” Milo said with concern.

She shook off whatever had disturbed her before speaking, ”I – I don’t know. I was looking through the eye and was suddenly lost. I saw thousands of sparkling facets, like an enormous jewel. It felt as if I was being drawn, into – into the jewel. That’s when I snapped out of it.”

”Is your eye still active? Can you see what did that to you?” Milo asked.

Mazithra concentrated and could once more see through the magical sensor. ”I see a basin of water, a gargoyle head is spitting the water into the basin, that’s it.” she paused for a moment. ”Wait, something just moved.”

It was another few seconds before Mazi recoiled in disgust. ”It looks like a giant bug! It’s about the size of a bear, but it’s got the body of a beetle. It’s eyes – it’s eyes must be what got me. They’re like a fly’s, so many facets.” It appeared Mazi would fall prey to the creature’s spell again until she spoke. ”I know what it is. That thing’s an umber hulk.”

”Don’t those burrow? How could they hold one here?” Milo asked.

”I don’t know, but if we’re going to take it on then I’m going to stay on the ledge. I don’t want to get close to those mandibles.” Mazi said.

”Do what ya will, elfie. Jeremiah an’ I gots plenty ta keep tha bug busy.” Brigit said as she hefted her two axes.

The logistics of the pit took a few seconds of planning. They finally decided that their two ropes of climbing would allow Brigit and Jeremiah to slide down in while Milo would have to trust to his acrobatics and jump. Meanwhile Mazi would sidle around the pit on the narrow ledge above and cast down into the pit from across the way.

Milo cast shields of faith on Brigit, Jeremiah, and himself before Mazi used her single improved invisibility on him. They were ready. The three going into the pit waited a few seconds for Mazi to get into position. Once she signaled, Brigit and Jeremiah slid noisily to the bottom from their ropes suspended on the ladder above.

Milo dropped silently to the bottom and positioned himself near the arch. He said a quick prayer to even the field a little. Suddenly a giant clawed arm swiped at him. He was taken totally by surprise, trusting in the improved invisibility to keep him safe. His illusions of safety were dashed completely when the second claw struck home. He reeled from the blow of the umber hulk’s intense strength.

The air sizzled as Mazi’s lightning bolt arced into the insect-like monster. Electricity played over its chitinous plating and it convulsed in pain. Milo could smell ozone in the smoking air. That’s when Brigit and Jeremiah swooped in.

Brigit screamed an ancient war cry in dwarven. She hammered into the hulk with both axes. Three penetrating slashes broke through the hard carapace of the creature. Jeremiah followed after with two great strokes of the Windsword. His enchanted blade lopped off one arm before slicing it open wide at the abdomen. The umber hulk reeled backwards and crashed to the ground. It’s mandibles clicked loudly and a rattling sound emerged from what Milo guessed was its mouth. The umber hulk then lay still.

Milo approached the corpse while nursing his sore arm. The umber hulk’s claws were plenty sharp. Milo knew why Mazi didn’t want to get close. Brigit called out in his general direction.

”Ya alright, Milo? Ah saw it hit sumthin’ before we could charge.”

”I’m okay, thanks Brigit.” Milo said.

He skirted the body of the hulk, just in case. Milo had seen something shine on the ground in the hulk’s alcove. There were coins scattered all over the ground, under scraps of torn leather and cloth. Some were half buried in the packed dirt of the pit floor. Milo found something much more interesting in the corner of the alcove. He shouted an exclamation when he figured out what they were.

”Boots! Just like yours, Mazi!” Milo said while he held up a small pair of leather boots. They were extremely soft to the touch and padded in a most ingenious manner. What made Milo the most excited was their size. They fit him perfectly. He was already sitting on the ground struggling out of his boots as fast as he could to try on the new pair.

Mazi had made her way down by the ladder. She had caught the dangling chain and pulled down the bronze latticework. She stood across from Milo with her arms folded and just laughed as he tried to yank off his old boots without unlacing them first.

Meanwhile Brigit was gathering the coins in the alcove. She ran across a small alabaster bottle. It was of fine craftsmanship but bore no mark. She pulled off the stopper and took a whiff of the contents.

”Phew! Tha’s some pansy stuff!” she said as she recoiled.

”Let’s see if it’s poison before you do anything with it, Brigit.” Mazi warned.

The vial passed her detect poison test with no indication of pollution. Brigit shrugged and rubbed a bit of the contents on her skin. She wrinkled her nose at the smell that suddenly seemed to fill the room. Brigit suddenly smelled much nicer than any of them remembered. The perfume even covered the sour ale odor from her last drinking binge.

”Ach! Give tha stinky stuff ta tha elf! She’s got tha pansy jewels an’ tha like, she can have tha pansy perfume!” Brigit tossed the vial to Mazi, who caught it carefully. ”Ah smelled somethin’ tha’ stinky before. They wanted a lot O’ money for it tho, so Ah didna buy any.”

Mazi’s eyes lit up and she stowed the vial, for later use or sale, Milo didn’t know. Milo had finally succeeded in getting his boots on. He oohed and aahed at the fine workmanship that had to have been put into the boots to render them so quiet. He padded around a little to get a feel for them. He was perfectly silent until he shouted, ”Woo hoo!”

By then Brigit had stumbled upon another find. She drew up a pouch from under some cloth. As she emptied the pouch into her palm Mazi’s eyes once again lit up. Five finely wrought pieces of jewelry tumbled into Brigit’s hand. A hair clip, broach, comb, arm clasp, and nose-to-ear clasp lay glittering in the lantern light. Each was crafted from silver or gold and set with semi-precious stones.

”Easily five hundred gold pieces each. Ah suppose ya’d like ta hang onta these too?” Brigit raised her eyebrow at Mazi.

The elf nodded and Brigit tossed her the jewelry after placing them back into the pouch. Still getting a new feel for his boots, Milo was quietly sneaking around the alcove. He spied a small leather case in the other corner. The case was too small for a scroll. Inside he found a short stick. Brigit had taken interest in his finding until she saw what the case held. She snatched the wand from Milo’s hand and hefted it.

”Jus’ a stick. This would make great kindlin’. A little skinny, might need a couple dozen more, but it’d work in a pinch.”

She cringed at the shouts of protest from Milo and Mazi. Milo quickly grabbed the stick from Brigit’s slack grip and slid it back into its case.

”I think this particular stick has a much greater purpose than to start your cooking fire.” Milo said as he tied the case off. He handed it to Mazi for identification later.

”Suit yerself. Far’s Ah kin tell, this place was pretty much a wash.”

Milo amusedly shook his head at Brigit. They left the pit after untying their ropes of climbing and decided to leave to identify their finds and recuperate spells. They still had the statue haul as well as some other miscellaneous items to figure out.
 

Re: Temple of Elemental Evil – part 57 (session 26)

Milo Windby said:
It appeared Mazi would fall prey to the creature’s spell again until she spoke. ”I know what it is. That thing’s an umber hulk.”

”Don’t those burrow? How could they hold one here?” Milo asked.

”I don’t know..... Mazi said.

Now, kids....ye don't want th' frog t' get all excited an' start jumpin' around again......

Translation: don't pick on monster-placement logic! Remember Rule #1!
 

Re: Re: Temple of Elemental Evil – part 57 (session 26)

Nail said:


Now, kids....ye don't want th' frog t' get all excited an' start jumpin' around again......

Translation: don't pick on monster-placement logic! Remember Rule #1!

Not only that, but it sounds like frog went easy on y'all. Either that, or our DM went a little tougher on us. When our monk jumped down in the pit, the floor was a greased, nearly frictionless surface and there were *two* umber hulks. Luckily it was the monk who jumped down there, and he managed to make both of his Will saves and then his DC 20 Balance check to run and jump back up. Of course, we weren't smart enough to think about scrying the area first.
 

The pit itself is sheathed in bronze that has been enchanted to prevent the Umber Hulk from digging his way out. As for why he is here in the first place, it was kept more as a curiosity than anything else. The holes in the ceiling above were an aborted attempt at building an observation platform. All the better to watch your "pet" devour captives.

Milo didn't want to tell me where he had landed when he jumped into the pit. Apparantly he believed that "Improved Invisibility" meant that it worked on the DM also. :D

In all fairness to Milo, we HAVE tried playing invisibility by completely removing any information about the players location from the dm in order to prevent metagaming. But in a situation like this, where the player thinks that the invisibility is working and the dm knows that it isn't, has forced us to reconsider that.

I am thinking that a random roll of the dice to determine where the attacker is coming from is going to be our best way of playing it (unless you all have any other ideas).
 

Not only that, but it sounds like frog went easy on y'all. Either that, or our DM went a little tougher on us. When our monk jumped down in the pit, the floor was a greased, nearly frictionless surface and there were *two* umber hulks. Luckily it was the monk who jumped down there, and he managed to make both of his Will saves and then his DC 20 Balance check to run and jump back up. Of course, we weren't smart enough to think about scrying the area first.

Oh yeah...your DM went a LOT tougher on you. I played this part of the module straight as it was written. Nothing about greased floors or 2 umber hulks. Just an umber hulk stranded in a pit that had been specially constructed to hold him.

Milo and the gang should all feel better knowing that I am not nearly as cruel as some DM's
 

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