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Milo Windby's Collected Story Hour

frog said:


Milo and the gang should all feel better knowing that I am not nearly as cruel as some DM's

Yeah, Frog would like us to believe that. We know he gets his RBDM kicks in though. :D

Actually, we have very little to complain about Frog. He's refrained from any TPKs thus far. On the other hand, he's also instilled an overly-active sense of paranoia in each of us. Thus the scrying in the pit. We search everything for traps, and I mean everything. If we know a fight is coming we'll buff up as much as possible. It's when we don't know about an encounter that we get thrown for a loop. You'll see an example of that later this session. Frog was nice enough to remind Milo of his Luck domain's granted power. We barely avoided a fatality if not a TPK. I hope I haven't tarnished Frog's reputation with that admission. :eek:

Speaking of later this session, the next write-up will probably be around Saturday. Stay tuned!
 

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Frogs dming

Milo Windby said:



Actually, we have very little to complain about Frog.

That is quite true. Frog does a really good job. He isn't out to make our lives miserable just intresting. Besides if he did really kill one of us we do have one resurrection spells. Well Milo does so he can't kill him otherwise we are in serious trouble. :)
 
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Re: Frogs dming

Brigit Deeperdown said:


That is quite true. Frog does a really good job. He isn't out to make our lives miserable just intresting. Besides if he did really kill one of us we do have one resurrection spells. Well Milo does so he can't kill him otherwise we are in serious trouble. :)

Well, not exactly, we've got two raise dead scrolls and that's it. So don't get any ideas, Frog. ;)
 

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Brigit Deeperdown said:
Besides if he did really kill one of us we do have one resurrection spells.

Wow.

That's jus' BEGGIN' fer it. Wouldn't wanna be in your boots, Brigit.
 

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Nail said:


Wow.

That's jus' BEGGIN' fer it. Wouldn't wanna be in your boots, Brigit.

Naw that's not beggin to die its optimism that if he kills me. Then I can at least be brought back. You forget I have died before. The whole Medusa thing. So I am looking on the happy side of life. :)
 

Apologies

I have to apologize to anyone waiting for the update. It looks like I won't be getting an update online until tomorrow. Things at work are preventing me from writing much today. Hopefully I'll have an update tomorrow.

It looks like we won't be playing for a while anyway. Frog and family will be out of town for a while. I'm only 2/3 of a session behind, so I might try to stretch this out.
 

Temple of Elemental Evil - part 58 (session 26)

After a day of identifying items, Mazi gleefully waved her new wand of lightning bolt above her head. She took a few seconds to rattle off the other magic items but was obviously more interested in her new toy. There was an enchanted hammer, stronger than their other magic warhammer. Brigit happily hefted the weighty weapon, eager to deal even more damage than before. The crossbow with no string turned out to be a crossbow of speed. Milo perked up considerably upon hearing that.

"Ach, the thing's got no strings. We'll sell it mayhap." Brigit said.

"Uh uh, you're not selling my crossbow!" Milo said vehemently.

"Okay, okay. Yeesh Milo, quick ta claim tha', weren't ya?"

"Anyone else use a crossbow? No? Then no one will have a problem with me hanging on to this one, right?" Milo said, slipping the defunct weapon into his bag of holding

"Nah, jus' thought it'd be more trouble than it's worth ta get tha thing fixed." Brigit said.

The other items were split among the group before they headed back into the temple. Once inside, they made a beeline for the troll room and it's sloping passage. That morning Milo and the others agreed that they needed to clear out the current level of the temple quickly so they could move on to the next, and hopefully last. An increased sense of urgency seemed to spread among the four friends. Perhaps it was the continued absence of Brigit's father or the imminent revival of the ancient evil buried under the temple. Milo wasn't sure about the others, but his anxiousness stemmed from the urgent summons by his deity, Usamigaras. He hoped they would soon be finished with the temple and Brigit's quest.

The room was as they left it; charred remains of the trolls tarnished the smooth, polished floor near the corner room. They had explored all five doors and found that four led to identical rooms. The fifth was the focus of their attention. The passage sloped down to a large chamber, at least twenty-five paces to each side.

The first thing Milo noticed was the two-headed giant in the far corner. The strange beast noticed them as well. Both heads split into twin toothy grins at the sight of fresh meat. The ettin grabbed its two clubs and began stomping towards the adventurers. Milo only had a few seconds to take in his environment before the giant was upon them.

A large fire pit dominated the room. Dangling above the pit were thick, heavy chains. At the end of one hung a large iron pot, presumably the ettin's dinner. There were four doors that led from the room in addition to their entrance. Two doors were set in the north wall and two in the east wall opposite from their passage. Another passage led out from the southeast corner. An especially strange feature of the room was the multiple eyebolts set throughout the chamber, each with a heavy iron chain that reached the floor at least.

Milo had no more time to devote to the details of the room as the ettin covered the ground between itself and the adventurers in a matter of seconds. The huge two-headed monster stopped short of their reach but swung one of its clubs easily into Brigit's smaller frame. She was slammed to the side from the blow but shook her head clear and glared up at the ettin.

A plan came to Milo. If he could summon a creature behind the ettin, he could tumble in and take out a few chunks with his axes while it was distracted. Milo quickly cast his most powerful summon spell. A small creature with pebbly, loose skin suddenly popped into existence behind the ettin. The xorn had three oddly placed clawed arms and a mouth as wide as its body. It immediately attacked the ettin, clawing and biting for all it was worth. The giant's thick skin protected it from all but the strongest of its blows.

Slightly surprised by the addition of the xorn, Brigit counterattacked anyway. Her axes rose and fell with a wicked rhythm. Mazi matched her blows with two arrows from behind, both piercing the ettin's shoulders. The great two-headed monster roared with twin voices.

Those voices were soon cut short. Jeremiah stepped into the ettin's range carefully then swung his sword with a vicious passion. The ettin crumpled on Jer's sword with a gurgle from both throats. Its heavy clubs clattered loudly, sending a reverberating echo in the large chamber.

Milo's summoned xorn disappeared a minute later. Milo shrugged. He stood next the thick ettin's corpse. He didn't even need to bend down to reach its belt. There was a sack tied to the wide band of leather. Milo untied the bag and emptied its contents one piece at a time. A hefty amount of gold pieces as well as a couple dozen semi-precious stones. Near the bottom Milo fished out a box of incense. The fragrant smell of the incense wafted from the box. Milo couldn't figure out why an ettin would be carrying around something as obscure as incense. He cast a quick detect magic cantrip and concentrated on the box. As he suspected, the incense glowed with the distinct aura of magic.

"Looks like our giant friend here had a liking for magic incense." Milo told the others.

"Magic incense? Who woulda wanted ta enchant that stinky stuff?" Brigit scoffed.

"I don't know, but I'm sure Mazi can tell us when we have time to rest. For now, let's check out these doors." Milo said.

The doors were composed of rusted iron. The pocked metal looked extremely old. Milo hoped they weren't locked or stuck. The first door they investigated, in the northwest of the room, was indeed locked. Milo peered into the lock and noted the same disuse that marked the doors themselves. He despaired of his lock picking tools having any chance of moving the rusted tumblers.

"How about those keys we found?" Mazi said.

Milo struck his forehead with the heel of his hand. "Of course! I'm so used to never having a key for any lock we come across that I didn't even think of it."

He drew one of the four keys they had found in the four troll chambers and tried the lock. The key fit the keyhole perfectly, but no matter how much he strained, it wouldn't turn. He tried the next key, and the next, and finally the last. He felt a small amount of give when he tried to turn the fourth key. This one seemed to work. He twisted the key as hard as he dared, worried of breaking their only hope of seeing what was beyond the mysterious iron doors. Eventually, the lock opened with a loud creak. Milo let out his breath and opened the door with an even louder creak.

The passage beyond led around a bend before ending in stairs leading up. The flight of steps was small, not quite enough stairs to reach the upper floor. They were curious to see where it went. The stairs led to a winding passage that eventually led them back to their original entrance to the third level. They recognized the area from the laboratories and the reliquary.

"There's nothing for us here." Milo said.

"Aye, let's go back down an' see what tha other doors're hidin'." Brigit agreed.

Milo found the right key for the northeast door on the first try. The key turned after some effort and the door swung open on rusty hinges. Another set of stairs led up after the corridor jogged to the right. The corridor continued past the top of the stairs to another bend. One hallway broke off to the right before the bend, which they left for later. The hallway emptied into a small chamber with another passage leading out on the opposite side. The room seemed to be an antechamber of sorts that led into another room behind a door to the north. There was a fountain on the south wall as well. Snarling, horrid, stone faces vomited scummy water into a fungus-lined basin. The room reeked of the putrid water.

They decided to check into the room before checking the rest of the passage. Milo declared the door safe after a few moments of searching. Brigit reared back and kicked the door in. Mazi shook her head at the headstrong dwarf. The door led into a short passage. The hallway emptied into a luxurious room. Thick carpet lined the floor from wall to wall. A curio cabinet at the other end of the room displayed mummified body parts and stone carvings of beings performing immoral acts. The room was lined with ornate candelabras and wall sconces. The sconces were placed between intricately woven tapestries depicting the usual nastiness. A huge bed dominated the room; it's four wooden posts reaching to the ceiling. There were a couple of low tables, one with comfortable lounging couches and the other with padded chairs. To the right was a large folding screen with more scenes of nastiness painted across its pleated surface. A wardrobe, dressing table and pillowed stool sat next to the screen.

All of this was secondary to Milo. What he noticed first and what kept his attention was the body on the floor. It was elf-sized and shaped. A fine dagger was protruding from the body, which lay face down on the thick carpet. The former elf was clutching a stone in one hand and the carpet in the other, obviously dying in a lot of pain. Its clothes were of the finest craftsmanship, if out of date. None of this concerned Milo though. What concerned him was the state of the body. The skin was taught on the elf's bones, mummified. Milo hated undead, really. The thought of an elf mummy sent shivers down his spine. The mummified remains in the cabinet made him worry that this body on the floor was maybe even a collector, mummifying pieces of its victims to keep for grisly trophies. A dread sense of fear settled over him like a heavy cloak.

It was then that he heard the screaming.
 

Screaming

Now when Milo posts the next part. Those of you who know how bad my will saves are will find this very amusing. I thought it was really funny. But since Milo hasnt posted the next part I wont ruin the suprise of what happens after the screaming begins.:D
 
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Temple of Elemental Evil – part 59 (session 26)

All Milo could hear was screaming. At first he thought it came from somewhere else in the room, then he realized it was he that was screaming. An unnatural fear gripped him. It was as if his deep-seated fear and hatred of undead had shot to the surface of his emotions and blocked out all other thought. Heedless of anything around him, Milo spun to face the door, intent on running as long and far as his legs could carry him.

Suddenly, he stopped screaming. A warm, calm peace settled down over him. Milo felt confident, secure, and above all else, lucky. He didn’t know what would have happened had he still been panicked. He could still hear screaming, Mazi and Jeremiah had added their voices to the otherworldly sound emanating from behind the dressing screen. A ghostly apparition floated through the screen just as Mazithra and Jeremiah fled, unable to resist the wailing terror.

The apparition floated slowly through the screen. It’s head emerged first. Milo could make out elfin features. Could it be the ghost of the mummified corpse? The mouth was opened farther than any natural elf could stretch though. The piercing scream that oddly had no more effect on Milo was emanating from the wailing banshee. Milo looked around for support and was more than surprised to see Brigit standing next to him, similarly unaffected.

”Ah know what yer thinkin’, but Ah gots no time ta figger it out neither. Ya got somethin’ fer this thing?” Brigit said hurriedly.

Milo had just the thing for the banshee. Ever since they had started to encounter magic users he kept a certain spell memorized. He whispered a prayer to Usamigaras and cast the spell. Suddenly the banshee’s wail was cut off completely as a preternatural silence enveloped the room. Brigit shouted something, but Milo couldn’t hear through the magical silence. He had placed the epicenter just beyond where he was standing. If the banshee made it out of the silence he would hop into the area and hopefully lure it back in.

The dwarf charged the banshee, wielding both axes and still shouting silently. Her axes whiffed cleanly through the banshee’s incorporeal form causing no damage. The banshee merely reached out a translucent hand and touched Brigit through her armor as a friend may place his hand on her shoulder. Brigit was visibly weakened. She muttered a mute curse and dropped her family axe. Fast a blink of the eye, she had the heavily enchanted warhammer that Mazi had just identified in her hand. This time two of Brigit’s lightning fast attacks seemed to whisk away some of the banshee’s wispy form.

Milo couldn’t tell if the banshee had stopped screaming or not. He didn’t care to find out. He lifted the holy symbol he had crafted high in his hand and delivered the second part of his attack. The divine might of Usamigaras coursed through his being, centralized on the focal point of the holy symbol. Milo nearly shook from the power before it was released in a flood emanating from his uplifted hand. The banshee impossibly opened its mouth wider at the sight of the symbol and the wash of holy energy pouring forth. Its form shifted and without turning around, it was facing the other way. The ghostly apparition fled from Milo much faster than it had approached. Its thin form trailed behind as it fled through the dressing screen and then the wall. Milo breathed a sigh of relief. He only hoped it wouldn’t come back before they or the silence was gone.

It took a few moments before he could tell that Brigit was talking to him. She was still in the silence bubble, apparently unaware that Milo couldn’t hear her. He shrugged with his palms upward then pointed to his ears and shook his head. Brigit dismissed him with a scoff then turned to investigate the rest of the room.

Milo figured that Mazi and Jeremiah ran upstairs. With all of the work they had done so far, that was probably the safest place in the temple. Without knowing which way they had run he thought it best if Brigit and he stayed put and let them come back after the banshee’s wail wore off.

He entered the magical silence and stooped over the elf’s body. The clothes it wore were extremely fine, even in their aged state he could tell that this elf knew how to live well. The stone it clutched in its skeletal hand turned out to be an amulet of some sort. He dropped it into his bag of holding for Mazi to identify later. He then set his foot to its side and pushed the elf over with some effort. He let out a silent whistle when he saw the jewelry that the elf had died with. A crumpled scroll was also lying under the body. After a few seconds of close peering he could tell it was of an arcane nature, better left to Mazi.

He looked up from the scroll just in time to see Brigit grab one of the obscene sculptures from the curio cabinet and smash it on the floor. Milo jumped up to his feet and shouted for her to stop to no effect. Brigit systematically toppled all thirteen statues, one at a time. The floor was littered with shards and chunks of ancient sculptures. Milo jumped up and down and waved, trying everything to get the oblivious dwarf’s attention to no avail. Brigit turned about and stomped on the pieces, doing a fine dwarven jig to some internal beat. Milo grew red in the face trying to gain her attention. Brigit finally noticed the wildly gesturing halfling and stopped her dance. She ran over to Milo, grabbed his arm and excitedly pulled him to the edge of the spell.

”Didja see? Didja see Milo? Ah smashed all tha dirty statues!” Brigit said proudly.

”I saw you! I saw you! Those were money!” Milo said, still red, ”Do you have any idea how much collectors pay for those? Hmmmm? You could have just lost us thirteen thousand gold in those thirteen statues!”

Brigit looked abashed, her enthusiasm drained. Milo felt bad for taking her down. ”Don’t feel so bad, Brigit. I’m sorry. Besides, there’s plenty of jewelry on the mummy over there, so long as it’s not shaped in any obscene manner do you think we could sell it?” he joked.

”Ah’m sorry Milo. Ah jus’ thought-“ Brigit let her sentence hang. ”Ach, so what? We gots more art than we know what ta do with. Screw tha statues! Er, Ah mean-“ again she let her sentence hang.

”I know what you mean.” Milo said. ”Let’s go take a look at the jewelry.”

Just then Mazi and Jeremiah burst into the room, weapons at the ready. The sight must have been odd to them, shattered sculptures all over the ground and Brigit and Milo stooped over the overturned mummy.

Brigit turned from the mummy and waved to the two. She stood and explained everything, gesturing wildly to illustrate her points. Mazi waited patiently for Brigit to finish before pointing to her ear and shaking her head. Brigit smacked her forehead with the heel of her palm and walked to the edge of the spell again.

Moments later they had swapped stories and cleared the confusion. Mazi and Jeremiah had fled blindly. Their feet took them all the way to the ground level of the temple before the banshee’s terror had run its course. Mazi was impressed that Milo was able to turn such a strong undead. Milo grinned and handed her the scroll he had found under the body.

Mazi studied it while the quick halfling was busy divesting the mummy of its sparkling jewelry. He found a pair of earrings with the most perfect diamonds he had ever seen. Around the mummy’s neck was an ornate gold necklace of such fine craftsmanship that Milo was almost afraid to touch it for fear of breaking it. Each hand had a matching emerald ring as well. One was a bit less cloudy than the other and obviously worth more. Milo sat back on his haunches and grinned at the set.

Meanwhile, Mazi had found a gust of wind, a polymorph self, a remove curse, a tongues, and a breathe water spell scribed on the busy arcane scroll. She was overjoyed at the find and more than eager to learn the spells well enough to cast without the aid of the scroll. Of course none of them knew this until Milo’s spell ended. The sudden onrush of noise, even the small sounds that they were making, was almost deafening after so long of an absence. Milo loved that spell.
 


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