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Milo Windby's Collected Story Hour

Thanks Nail! It's good to have more to write.

Yes, the teleport took us all by surprise. There's some major plot hooks hanging around now. Frog will tease me for this, but I think the major blow to all of us is the complete lack of the final treasure reward after all the time we spent in the temple. That and the inability to go shopping after a huge adventure and many levels. I think it's going to hurt in the long run. We'll see how things progress.

So far the next adventure has been more roleplaying than dungeon hacking. It's quite a change for us. I think we're all still trying to find our RPing legs, so things may be a bit rocky at first.

Wish us luck!
 

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Brigit Deeperdown said:
...(snip)...the inability to go shopping after a huge adventure and many levels...{is}....going to hurt in the long run. We'll see how things progress.
An' here's the problem with 3e: Your "increasing power" is modeled by "increasingly powerful items". That is, a 20th level barbarian without the armor, weapons, and misc. magic items of a 20th level character is not really a CR20. In fact, t' be honest, he's a wuss.

You need that down-time, my friend, to do the required crafting an' shopping. Without it, you'll struggle with those higher CRs and ELs. More Deus Ex Machina would be required........

But still: Here's to more o' Milo's Exploits!
 

The Lost City – part 1 (session 28)

Milo struggled with disorientation for a few moments. Everyone was accounted for, even the stranger that helped them during the climactic battle in the temple. The others took a few extra seconds to get their bearings after the parting psionic shout from the tattooed counselor to the current Vessel of Thari. Milo scanned the horizon around them, his eyes finally resting on the only feature in the sandy monotony of the desert. About a hundred yards away a pyramid rose like a giant snail shell from the dry wastes. The pyramid was topped with three shining statues. Even from the distance Milo could tell that the middle statue was either a halfling or a human child. His heart raced as he remembered again the plight of Usamigaras’ people. Had he finally come to the place for which he strived? He controlled his upsurge of emotion to take stock of the party’s condition.

He noticed again the strange woman that was such a strong ally in the previous battle. She was reminiscent of Jeremiah when Milo had first met him in the Keep of Karameikos. He suspected she was from his tribe back in the plateaus. Milo intended to find out.

”Who might you be and how did you come to be at the temple?” he asked after she had cleared her head.

The wild-looking woman sneered at him in disgust. She whirled on Jeremiah and began speaking in a strange guttural language, gesturing wildly. Jeremiah spoke back in the same language, just as strongly. They exchanged heated words for a few minutes before Jer raised his voice in a commanding tone. His outburst seemed to mollify the woman. She finally spoke again, this time in common.

”Very well, for your sake I’ll demean myself and speak their language.” she spat, emphasizing the word ‘their’.

”Friends, this is Kella. She is a druid of my people.” Jer began. ”She came to bring me back to the plateaus. I have told her that I must help my friends before I return and she will have to wait. If she wants to tag along, that’s her business.”

The long speech was more than they’d heard from Jeremiah for months. Milo nodded acceptance. He was never willing to turn away a good helping hand, especially after she proved herself in battle. He just hoped she would remain a helping hand considering her agenda.

”So does anyone know where we are?” Mazi said, addressing their current plight.

”No idea. With Bargle, who knows? We’re probably here to work out another one of his agendas.” Milo said resignedly. ”Considering the fact that the only sight for miles is that pyramid, I’d say we don’t have a choice for now.”

”There’s always a choice, me lad. We jus’ make sure whatever it is tha’ froofy wizzie wants, he don’ get.” Brigit said in classic dwarven wisdom.

”On a higher note,” Milo said with hope in his voice. ”I have a feeling about this place. I think it may have to do with the dreams I’ve been having about Usamigaras. See the statues?”

”So you think the one in the middle has something to do with you?” Mazi asked, peering at the distant heat-shrouded pyramid.

”Only one way to find out.”

With that statement, Milo began trudging towards the stone construct. The others soon followed suit, not wishing to remain any longer under the exposure of the blistering sun. As they neared, more structures became evident. It seemed the pyramid stood at the head of a ruined city. Broken columns jutted from the sand like fingers clawing for the sky. Walls no higher than a foot stood as mute testament to grand buildings long fallen. A large city must have once existed there.

Minutes later they stood at the base of the sand swept pyramid. Milo peered up at the three statues. The one in the middle was indeed a halfling. It looked startlingly like himself. The halfling held a wand in one hand and a fistful of coins in the other. Twined about it from head to toe were two snakes. Milo wondered at the symbolism.

The other two statues practically towered over the central figure. The statue to the left was of a strong bearded man. He held scales of balance in one hand and a jagged lightning bolt in the other. The figure to the right was of a human woman. She held a sheaf of wheat and a naked sword.

”Ah hafta admit, Milo, tha’ lil’un looks mighty familiar.” Brigit said.

”Maybe you’re right after all. What could Bargle want with your god’s people?” Mazi asked.

”I don’t know. I intend to find out though. If it’s another jewel for his precious skull I’ll be burning in the pits of hell before he gets his greedy hands on it.”

The others were taken aback by Milo’s vehemence. He stood studying the statues for a few minutes more before they made their way around the pyramid. They found a ramp leading up the rear of the pyramid. With no other recourse they began up the steep incline. There were no evident openings as they made their way up. They had climbed almost to the top tier before Milo noticed something. A pair of legs was sticking out of an opening of sorts off from the ramp.

Closer inspection revealed what would have been a well-concealed door into the pyramid, propped open by the desiccated corpse of a hobgoblin. Crossbow bolts bristled from its mummified body.

”Looks like we found a way in.” Milo said.

They stepped gingerly past the body and peered into the darkness ahead. A passageway led deeper into the pyramid. Cautious of followers, they dragged in the hobgoblin body and gently closed the thick slab of stone that served as a door.

The air smelled musty, like an old crypt. Every footstep disturbed long-quiescent dust that billowed around their ankles for a few seconds before resettling. The passage led into a large room dominated by three large bronze cylinders stretching from the floor to the ceiling. There was no other exit to the room. Milo began investigating the nearest of the cylinders. He noticed right away that each of them had a door set in front.

Just as he began to look closer, the entryway to the chamber was sealed off by another stone slab. A hissing noise filled the room as some sort of gas seeped in from the far corner. Milo inadvertently breathed some of the poison in, instantly regretting it. Though he was able to shake the effects off, he knew he’d have a headache for hours afterwards.

Thinking quickly, he pulled out an empty sack and raced towards the corner. He hurriedly tore strips from the material as he ran. Brigit caught on quickly and hustled to meet him there. They found small holes lining the floor of corner, spraying out the noxious gas. Milo fought off another bout of dizziness as he struggled to plug the holes. Working together, he and Brigit soon had the gas stopped up.

There was apparently another means of air circulation, as the gas seemed to clear after a few moments. Milo was relieved to see that none of his companions had succumbed to the fumes. After the air was breathable, he went back to his task at the bronze cylinder.

Opening the door revealed a ladder leading up and down. Milo peered up the shaft. Judging by where they entered the pyramid, he could tell that the ladder had to extend above the top of the structure. He climbed the rungs to the top, emerging in a tiny cubicle. There were levers and a speaking tube. He could tell by the shape of the cubicle that he was now inside the statue of the bearded man. Milo guessed that the levers worked the arms of the statue and the speaking tube was to speak as a god to the masses of the long forgotten city that once stood here.

”Looks like the religious leaders of whatever city this was held some sway over their people using the statues up there.” Milo told the others after he returned. ”It’s a safe bet that the other two tubes lead to the other statues. Shall we see what lays below?”

They soon stood in another large room at the bottom of the ladder. Milo was on the defensive at first. The room was illuminated by three of the aggressive glowing beetles they fought back in the cursed caves. He soon relaxed when he noticed that these particular beetles seemed docile.

Besides the three pillars, this room held a large table with what looked to be spare parts for the statues above. There were various tools strewn about the table as well. A single door led from the room.

They left the room for the dimly lit passage on the other side of the heavy stone door. There were other stone doors dotting the passage as it stretched both to the left and right.

They entered the first room they found. It appeared to be priestly quarters. Milo guessed for a cleric of the bearded statue above, judging by the wooden scales adorning the room. There didn’t appear to be any other exit to the room. An empty footlocker lay at the foot of the sleeping pallet and a single writing desk finished the compliment of furniture.

”I don’t know about you four,” began Milo, ”but I am dead tired. I say we wedge the door shut and rest for a few hours. I’m completely sapped of spells as well as strength.”

”Aye, not a bad idea.” Brigit agreed.

She drew out a few climbing pitons from her massive pack and set about spiking the door shut. As she worked, the others settled down for a rest. A few hours later Brigit woke Milo for his watch. They were undisturbed for the rest of what Milo considered the ‘night’.

Milo felt a new man after more rest. After his daily prayers he was more than ready to take on whatever they found in the pyramid. His friends seemed to be in similar good moods. In moments Brigit had removed her pitons from the door and they were on their way.

A four-post bed dominated the next room. Milo could hear a strange scratching noise coming from the other side. As he entered to investigate a strange hiss brought his attention to the ceiling above. Milo tumbled to the side as a pale blue shape plummeted towards him, scrabbling for his flesh with all four clawed feet. The gecko-shaped lizard landed on the hard floor, missing the halfling by bare inches. Its scaly blue skin was covered in orange spots and it hissed at him with a forked tongue.

The other lizard from behind the bed emerged hissing as well. Milo tumbled further in the room to give his friends space to attack. Mazi loosed a short volley of arrows, piercing the first lizard’s hide. Brigit moved into the space vacated by her halfling friend and brought both of her axes down, slaying the wounded lizard. Jeremiah charged in from behind. He ignored the scrabbling claws of the second lizard, slicing a chunk of flesh with his greatsword. Mazi finished the short battle with another volley of arrows. The lizard’s his trailed off into a death rattle as it fell.

Milo moved to the edge of the bed to see what the lizards had found. A half-eaten human body lay sprawled on the ground. Its face was covered with a golden mask in the shape of a bird’s head. Ignoring the eviscerated torso, Milo reached for the mask, admiring the materials more than the craftsmanship.

Besides the bed and the three corpses, the room was empty. All five of the adventurers were brought up short as they exited the room. Two people in the same bird masks hopped by the doorway, cawing and flapping their arms as they made their way down the hall.

Milo blinked. He looked again. They were still there, cawing and flapping their way to the other end of the hall.

”Ummmm, okay.” he said.

Brigit followed the odd humans with the others close behind. She found them at the end of the hallway in a large nest. Both were scratching the ground with their feet, as if looking for a juicy worm. Brigit reached out the end of her axe carefully and prodded one of the men.

”Oy! What in the gods’ names are ya doin’?”

”Caw! Caw!” came the screeched reply. The distressed human flapped his arms wildly for a few moments before settling on his haunches and pecking at the ground.

”Okay, now that’s just weird.” Milo said.
 

Shock

I must say Frog has me quit shocked with this encounter. He was dancing around cawing at us. Totally stunned me. I am wonderful at hack and slash but well my RPing skills are a little worse for the wear. But all in all it was fun. I will always love to see Frog dancing around. :)
 

Re: Shock

Brigit Deeperdown said:
I must say Frog has me quit shocked with this encounter. He was dancing around cawing at us. Totally stunned me. ...(snip)... I will always love to see Frog dancing around.
That sounds like a great scene! Are you sure he was "dancing", tho'? Coulda been just a seizure....
I am wonderful at hack and slash but well my RPing skills are a little worse for the wear. But all in all it was fun.
Don't sweat it.....

Wise man once say: "Rping is as RPing does, ma'am."
 


The Lost City – Part 2 (session 29)

The birdmen continued their bizarre dance around the nest. They pecked the ground looking for imaginary birdseed as the heroes looked on in bemusement. Brigit made ready to drive them off with her axe before Mazi spoke up.

“Let’s try a softer approach, Brigit.” She said.

She withdrew a pack of rations and broke off a chunk of bread. Trailing crumbs as she went, Mazi backed down the hallway. The birdmen sat up from their search, cocked their heads to the side, and watched the elf for a few moments. Suddenly they both lunged for the trail of breadcrumbs, jostling each other to get to the morsels.

Milo used the distraction to search the nest. His results disappointed everyone. It was just what it appeared to be, a giant bird’s nest. Milo shook his head in wonderment. What kind of strange place did Bargle teleport them to? A statue was set at the other end of the hall; hopefully it would hold more information about their mysterious whereabouts.

The statue was a golden copy of the tallest of the three at the top of the pyramid outside. The bearded man stood a mute watch guard, his piercing gaze fixed on the hallway stretched before him. In one upraised fist he held a jagged lightning bolt, in the other a balanced scale. Milo examined the statue closer. Some of the original wood of the statue could be seen through its gilded layer. He could find no secret devices or any more information about their surroundings anywhere though.

”It’s just gold leaf,” Milo said when he caught the look of bare avarice in Brigit’s face. ”I don’t see anything about where we are either.”

”Let’s continue on. There’s got to be someone or something else here.” Mazi said.

They entered one of the two doors in the east-west passage. It entered into what could only be a barracks room of sorts. Three double bunks lined the walls. The residents of the room looked up, startled by the interruption. Five men sat on the lower bunks, presumably conversing before they had entered. All five were dressed alike. They wore chainmail covered by blue tunics. The thing that attracted Milo’s attention was their face. Each wore a likeness of the bearded statue, masking their features. All five rose as the others entered the room.

Brigit was the first to break the awkward silence with her usual dwarven bluntness, ”Who are ya?”

One of the masked men spoke, ”Who are you and what are you doing in our quarters?” He seemed offended as well as surprised.

”Don’t know how we got here. We came from outside.” Brigit responded.

”Outside?” This caused some consternation among the five masked men. ”Not from below?”

”Yes, outside. Ya know, where all tha sun is?”

”Sun?” The men seemed to understand now what Brigit meant. ”Ah, you must mean the Eye of Zargon at the lake below. Are you worshippers of the Eye?” The men seemed to ready themselves for battle, dependant on the answer they received.

Milo answered carefully, ”No, not from below. We’re from above. You know, lots of sand, desert, bright sun, nothing for miles in any direction?”

”Ah, we’re not permitted to go above.”

”Not permitted? Is that because of this Zargon you talked about?” Milo asked.

”It is because of the evil of below. All are enslaved. The evil queen Zenobea is but a puppet.” The masked man broke off. ”Who are you that don’t know these things? We must bring you before the leader.” The speaker beckoned to one of the other men.

He left the room hastily at the motioned command, leaving through another door that would have led into the other room they skipped in the hallway outside. They could hear a muffled conversation from behind the door before the man returned. The original speaker led them into the next room. Milo was starting to have trouble telling them apart.

Three more double bunks lined the walls of the next room. This room also had a table and chairs set in the middle. Six more men stood waiting. One of them was slightly taller than the others. His mask appeared to be a bit fancier as well. It seemed more work was devoted to detail and slightly better materials were used. It was he that spoke.

”I am Kanadius. I understand you do not know from whence you came?” he sounded older, more distinguished than their last interrogator.

”We know where we came from,” answered Mazi, ”just not where we are.”

”Then you come from the Eye of Zargon?”

Milo rolled his eyes. ”No, no Eye of Zargon worshippers here. We come from above, where there’s nothing but sand and sun.”

”From the wastelands then?”

Milo sighed in relief. Finally someone was catching on. ”Yup, that’s it. We came down from the wastelands.”

”We fled the lands above long ago.” The man paused, ”Sit, eat. You must be hungry if you come from the wastelands.” He looked a little longer at Milo, ”You appear – strange.”

”Yeah, I get that a lot.” Milo said as he sat at the proffered table.

”Are you of the Magi or the Brotherhood then?”

”Errrr,” said Milo, nonplussed, ”that would depend. What are the Magi and Brotherhood?”

”No?” The man seemed confused. ”Allied with the Maidens then?”

”I can’t say we’d know the Magi from the Brotherhood from the Maidens, really.”

”Then perhaps you’d join the Brotherhood of Gorm?”

”Again, that would depend. What would that entail?” Milo asked carefully.

”You would join with us.” Kanadius stopped again, noticing another detail from the strangers. ”You don’t wear masks?”

Brigit spoke, ”Masks? Wha’ would we need wi’ masks?”

”To protect you, of course.” He then turned to one of his men, ”Go get them some masks.”

”Protects us? Does this have anything to do with the birdmen out there?” Milo asked.

Kanadius lowered his head and shook it sadly. ”That is the fate of our people. They are lost to us.” He settled down at the table next to them and continued. ”The Maidens respect us for our prowess in battle. We protect their homes and ourselves. The Magi are – well, the Magi are strange. They claim to be of the gods. As for me, I know the gods are dead. The Maidens follow Madarua, the mother. The Magi follow Usamigaras,” Milo’s ears pricked at the sound of his god’s name spoken by another. Kanadius continued, ”we of the Brotherhood follow Gorm.

“We escaped to here long ago. We cannot go up further or down. The maidens control the lower reaches, at least as far as they can until the rule of Zenobea takes over. She is but a puppet of Zargon, the evil below.”


Milo sat back in his chair, considering all that Kanadius had told them. His reverie was broken by the older man’s voice.

”Once again, I ask you, will you join us? You and the large man there are welcome in the Brotherhood of Gorm. Your women may worship with us, but they of course cannot ever be part of the Brotherhood.”

Milo ignored the comment about the women for the time being. ”What exactly would joining the Brotherhood entail?”

Kanadius seemed more than happy to expound. He sat up straight and expounded on the benefits of joining with the confidence of the best army recruiter Milo had ever seen. He smiled as it reminded him of his ‘recruitment’ in the streets of Darokin that seemed so far away now.

”You would worship Gorm with us, as brothers. We would aid you in all ways possible. Our home would be a place of refuge for you. Our numbers may be weak now, but we grow stronger by the day. Every brother we reclaim from Zenobea’s sacrifices aids in the cause.”

”Hold it, sacrifices?” Milo exclaimed.

”Yes,” Kanadius’ shoulders slumped again, ”Zenobea sacrifices our people to Zargon. More the reason for you to join us! You can aid us against this injustice! Will you join?”

Milo swallowed heavily as he considered the offer.
 

Milo: GOod Stuff!

The tension is there, and the mystery too! This may be you best update yet! I can't wait for more!

......and I can't wait for this d@mnedable gnome to be removed from my avatar!

Sure, "tease the Administrators", they said. "They can't hurt you", they said. "Yer only a 'member' so they won't change yer tag-line", they said.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Get it off! Get it offffffffff!!!!!!!!!"
 


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