Minatures Playhouse

[EricNoah]

Dear Eric,

I miss eating carbohydrates such as bread, potatoes, pasta, candy, soda, and fruit juice. On the other hand, I don't miss not being able to see my own feet.

Yours forever,

Eric

 

[Angelsboi]

Dearest Eric,

I miss the whispered sweet nothings and the way you ruffled my feathers. I also miss playing Noahs Arc.

All my Love,
Ryan aka Angel

 

[ForceUser]

Dearest Eric,

I miss the whispered sweet nothings and the way you ruffled my feathers. I also miss playing Noahs Arc.

All my Love,
Ryan aka Angel

Whoa!

Humorous |----------------------------------|-----| Just Plain Wrong

 

[Drew]

Dear Eric,

I miss the happy times we shared,
Life was better when you were there.
In our youth, we were free and wild.
Now I'm alone, stuck with our half-fiend love child.

Send child support.

Love,
Drew

 

[alsih2o]

Whoa!

Humorous |----------------------------------|-----| Just Plain Wrong

lol, that is hilarious!!!!

 

[Dinkeldog]

Dear Eric,

Why won't you return my phone calls?!!!!!?!?!?!??!?? I really don't understand why this is happening to me!!!!?!?!!

Please, just talk to me again!!!!!

Please?

Dinkeldog

 

[Mark]

Song: Dear Abby
Artist: John Prine


Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long
My hair's fallin' out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me are no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
Signed, Bewildered


Chorus:
Bewildered, Bewildered, you have no complaint
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood


Dear Abby, Dear Abby my fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive, I'd wish I were dead
Signed, Unhappy


Chorus:
Unhappy, Unhappy......


Dear Abby, Dear Abby you won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
But my stomach just tells me to write you instead
Signed, Noise-maker


Chorus:
Noise-maker, Noise-maker......


Dear Abby, Dear Abby well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed, Just Married


Chorus:
Just Married, Just Married you have no complaint
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood


Sig-ned......Dear Abby

 

[ColonelHardisson]

Dear Eric -

I miss being quick enough on the draw that I could quote the Pina Colada song before Piratecat. I also miss being able to quote "Reminiscing" by the Little River Band without it seeming redundant.

Sincerely,

ColonelHardisson

 

[novyet]

Dear Eric,

I miss our long talks at night, and walks in the park. I also miss being able to come by due to that restraining order. I'm it was just a misunderstanding right?

novyet

 

[Dr Midnight]

Dear Eric

I'm worried about ColonelHardisson. The poor guy's really taking this pina colada thing badly. He's beating himself up about it. Why, just last night, I caught him whispering the lyrics into the telephone with tears running down his face. He saw me, gasped, and dropped the phone as he ran away. I picked the phone up. There was a dial tone.

He just stays in his room all day and screams into his pillow. Can you talk to him? He always listens to you. It would mean a lot to me.

Sincerely,

Dr Midnight