Monster Manual's Abbreviation "MM" Means...

[awayfarer]

I used to enjoy puddings but after a while I got tired of picking out the bones.

 

[Prince of Happiness]

Except a round later you're hungry again. Then you're full again. Then you're hungry again. Then...

I'd hate to be the guy that has to clean the chamberpots after a blink dog or displacer beast dinner.

 

[KrazyHades]

I'd have to try some Dire Cow ribeye! And definitely some rothe.

 

[arscott]

Now that definitely sounds like a winner! I think owlbear breast meat with mole (how do you do that accent mark on keyboards anyways?) sauce would be a hit.

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[paradox42]

You also don't want to make clothes out of displacer beast hide. Won't you look silly with your clothes appearing 5 feet to your left? I imagine that'd be grounds for arrest in some places.

But great fun at parties. Any other Hitchhiker fans out there?

Most of my ideas have been mentioned, but I have to say I wonder how much like chicken a dinosaur would taste- say, a Diplodocus for example. Enough to feed a town for a month?

And on the subject of chicken- how about a cockatrice? Surely plenty of minerals in that.

 

[phindar]

Minotaur. As tasty as beef, but with that hint of sentience.

 

[Aaron L]

We've eaten owlbear (lots and lots of steak, and white meat to boot!) giant lobsters (yum!) dire boars (DIRE BACON!!!!) and several other things in one campaign, so as not to let the meat go to waste (I was playing a Ranger and was loathe to waste my kills.)

My brother always got a perverse glee by having his Paladin eat the Kenku eggs while playing Eye of the Beholder for Super Nintendo.

We typically stay away from eating the flesh of sapient beings, except when playing an Evil party (where we once killed an ancient silver dragon and butchered the whole thing, made armor and cloaks out of its hide, and had several months worth of dragon-steaks. Even et a flesh golem, then a vampire [while it was still conscious, got that idea from a character from Delta Green] and finally an angel [a Planetar, I believe] with that party. Talk about a vile group of people. I always thought the whole party should have become ghouls or ghasts after we died, and then kept playing them, but it never happened.)

I've always wanted to introduce winged buffalo into my campaign setting so that actual buffalo wings could be a delicacy in certain areas, and I think the next campaign I run will involve them somehow.

 

[Nyaricus]

illith'mari. Like squid, but with 60% more barbed, flesh-piercing hooks!

Boneless Skinless Phonenix Breasts. Really hot!

Troll. Because if you play your cards right, you'll never run out of it Just make sure you ask for it well done with no pink on the inside.

Bulliwug. Also known as Conan-sized frogs legs.

Just never eat an thoqqua. They taste like dirt and burn on the way down

cheers,
--N

 

[Wormwood]

As in mm cookies?

 

[kolikeos]

in the first compaign i played in we were attacked by a pack of hippogrifs... and made steaks out of them