Monte Cook reviews 3.5

[Mark]

. . . just until I get on my feet."

. . . just until I get back on my back...

 

[Azlan]

Originally posted by (contact)
Here's my mom's analysis of the new books, transcribed from a garbled message she left on my voicemail from a public phone:

"The new covers make these books so much easier to sell for crack money, but I still need to borrow another hundred, baby . . . just until I get on my feet."

Originally posted by Mark
. . . just until I get back on my back...

Shame on you, talking about your own mother(s) this way, even if only in jest!

 

[Mark]

Shame on you, talking about your own mother(s) this way, even if only in jest!

It's an old joke and was butchered. I felt it best to repair it before someone began a thread about broken punchlines. You can thank me later...

 

[Melkor]

Was this review taken down?

Edit to add:

Nevermind. Found it here:

http://www.montecook.com/arch_review26.html

 

[howandwhy99]

My Mom's writing up an analysis right now. I'll post it when she's finished.

FYI, this never was posted.

EDIT: Link please!

 

[Roland55]

Let's see ... thread is about 9 years old.

I'd say this is a fairly high level feat of Necromancy.

So. How long does the corpse walk before it lies down again?

 

[MortalPlague]

So. How long does the corpse walk before it lies down again?

1d6 + 1 days.

I, too, was startled to see the topic, until I saw the date of the first post.

 

[Melkor]

Let's see ... thread is about 9 years old.

I'd say this is a fairly high level feat of Necromancy.

So. How long does the corpse walk before it lies down again?

A Google search for the article brought me to this thread after the article links came up dead. I asked about the link before finding the archive. Simple as that.

 

[kitsune9]

I remember reading this review. I wasn't happy with a lot of changes, but it wasn't so different to me that I had quit playing D&D. There was some good things, some bad.