MooCow defeats Diu Lei

Jackal

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MooCow stands in the meadow munching on some grass. He looks up as you approach. "You wanna test you skills" he says to you with his mouth half full.

OOC: I would rather go against someone who is going to be on for awhile.

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!You Bastard!
MooCow of the Fighting Mantis
Yellow Belt 0, Sig Style-Mantis, Dojo Style Fist
1-0
Yen 1
 
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Jackal, I can't fight as I am waiting for Berandor to judge my match (hopefully finish it ;)) but I wanted to tell you I love your character :D

edited to add:Don't forget to let people know your rank.
 
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Diu Lei slowly awakens from his meditation... or maybe he just passed out from drinking....

"Am I hallucinating? Is this a cow i see before me? I must be getting the D-Ts... No matter... when I am through with you I'll milk you and make some drinks out of that..."

Diu Lei bows to the cow...
 

MooCow looks at Diu Lei and slowly walks over to where he is. "You do know that you can't milk a male cow don't you son?" MooCow says with a smile.


I find your uncle to be shabby, your playground to be unbearable, and your kung-fu to be sloppy.
 

I've had so much of your girlfriend that she's boring, Your country is a living hell and whoever taught you is an effete joke...

I find your lover to be tedious, your empire to be hellish, and your Master to be weak.
 
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Meowth! Ancient Meowth Ghost! BOo! Scarey no? Anyway, me judge me guess! It's boring over here in the afterlife, people keep destroying my home.

The honor of setting length goes to Diu Lei, insulting ones master and empire outweighes simply the insult to kung-fo and a playground.

The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the prairie east of the Lake of the Sacred Tortoise on the night of the spear.
 


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