billd91
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TPK, stampeded to death by were-elk.
Sweet. That's just so absurd that it's totally awesome.
TPK, stampeded to death by were-elk.
As a PC, just after the switch to 3E, we still weren't 100% up to speed on the new rules, so we didn't realize you couldn't full attack after a move.
I was playing a 5th level Halfling Speciality Priest of the Halfling War Deity in FR (who's name escapes me atm) turned 5th level cleric.
We stumbled upon a Dire Bear described as a "cave bear", so I cast human size and moved to engage, as I was the most aggressive of the PCs, and in general first in combat and last out.
The dire bear moved his full move action than took a full attack on my character (oops). Having 40ish hit points, I was paste before the third attack actually managed to land. Everyone around the table sat in shock for a few moments making snide commets about the "upgrade" cave bears received, before eeking out a narrow victory.
Literally, I died in the first round of my first combat encounter in 3rd Ed.
As a DM, the only time I've ever used the lame, "That didn't happen" rewind was when I TPK'd a group of 6 4th level PCs with a flock of cockatrices in two rounds (yes, each and every member failed their saves, it was brutal). Stupid random encounter tables.