Most memorable moments?

[Argent Silvermage]

This happened a few weeks ago. you can read about it in the story hour section under Wizardru's Savage Sword of Meepo.

We were all 18th level characters and were faced by a Winterweight. for a week we all fretted that it would be a TPK seeing as the Winterweight is an epic level monster.
well the fight came and we were all very worried for our characters lives. plus the dice rolls were against us badly. then from out of nowhere the mage (Scorch) casts disintegrate and it actualy gets threw the SR of the creature killing it with no party loss at all. We all sat back and looked stunned. even Wizardru.
finaly we all sighed a collective sigh of releafe but I think we were all a bit let down. It was anti-climactic.

 

[MEG Hal]

This happened yesterday amongst other things we did, we are playing in Morpheus campaign--see the story hour (Iron Kingdoms). Most of our valuables and all of our money was taken (fine for being in jail) and we went to a beggers market and I saw a blind vendor selling apples, well apple cores actually-my friend Sir Osis of the Liver's PC had a few gold and because I helped him he gave me 4 gp. I saw this poor vendor and asked "how much for the apples?" He replied "copper per apple sir" Well we were broke and all I had was gold so I asked " Got change for a gold piece?" I thought it was funny but everyone else almost died, and the worst part is I was serious. I did not want to give him a gold, silver maybe.....just to be nice.

Oh well, can't please all the blind beggers.

 

[megamania]

One of the most memoribly involves about the third game with an entire group of never before played D&D guys.

We were doing Darksun (naturally) and while everyone is pitched in a thick combat with undead, the one person whom could turn them is having a conversation with a stick. My players are yelling more out of frustration than roleplaying since measely skeletons are about to kill the entire party (really bad series of dice rolls). Then to top it off, the "stick" asks if Rajaat is there (REALLY EVIL BAD GUY for Darksun) and he answers "er...yes." Everything goes crazy as the "stick" is a minor artifact that contains the insane mind of an Avangion from around Rajaat's time.

Everytime we bring up role playing vs roll playing now we refer to that day.

 

[Morpheus]

This happened yesterday amongst other things we did, we are playing in Morpheus campaign--see the story hour (Iron Kingdoms). Most of our valuables and all of our money was taken (fine for being in jail) and we went to a beggers market and I saw a blind vendor selling apples, well apple cores actually-my friend Sir Osis of the Liver's PC had a few gold and because I helped him he gave me 4 gp. I saw this poor vendor and asked "how much for the apples?" He replied "copper per apple sir" Well we were broke and all I had was gold so I asked " Got change for a gold piece?" I thought it was funny but everyone else almost died, and the worst part is I was serious. I did not want to give him a gold, silver maybe.....just to be nice.

Oh well, can't please all the blind beggers.

I almost came to tears laughing so hard. This (and other situations) led to one of the funnest (and funniest) game sessions I have ever had. When Caltros asked for change, it reminded me of the Andrew Dice Clay bit where a bum asks him for some change and he replies, "I only carry hundreds."

The working title for this episode is "Forward Unto Darkness" or " The (Mis)Adventures of Caltros the Bard and his Large Sack (to carry stuff)"...

 

[Thresher]

Munchkin: Jump off the stairs draw my Fen603, tumble to land on my feet and put a 3rd burst into the perps face.
DM: Dude, its a 0.6second combat phase, you cant do all that.
Munchkin: Ah BS! BS Ive got dex 16!!!
Me: /thows empty 2L coke bottle at munchkin
Munchkin: *serious* YOU COULD TAKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT!
Table: laughs arses off.

 

[darklight]

Way back (1992 IIRC) we were playing a 99% improvised adventure in MegaTaveller.
We were playing in a fairly small room, and several of the players were smoking, so we had the window open. You'll see the importance of this later...

A company had lost contact with their research faciclity on an otherwise deserted planet. The pc's were sent to find out what was going on. Once they get there, it gets spooky. They find the remains of one of the scientists, with a huge part missing, they can't find any people, they discover apparently sentient plants...the tension was getting really high...and suddenly there's a loud Mwoaaaarrrr from just outside the window...everybody jumped!

At the time we thought it was one of our friends, who had said he might be coming by later, but when we went out to look he wasn't there and neither was his bike, even more spooky! Turns out it was my dad, I couldn't have asked for better timing

The whole session went really well, afterwards the players all agreed it was the best session ever! It's certainly one we will rember.

darklight

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Just to throw this out... Imagine playing Toon after being up for over 30 hours. even talking was funny. let alone the rope-a-roni. If you don't know what that is..Imagine a castrated Yak penis, dried and spiced.