Most scatological session evar

[nimisgod]

I had a similar sewer dredged scenario in my days of old. So widespread was the gases in the sewer that a single alchemist's fire made the all the toilet using residents in the city above stand up in unison.

 

[kirinke]

lol

Player A: what the heck is that?
She asks as a tall, quivering, stinking mass with lots of eyes and a gaping mouth rears out of the pool of um flow. yeh. flow.

Player B: um something smelly!

Player A: That's it! No more sewer crawls! I'm serious! DUCK!

 

[Hypersmurf]

(Mind you, some real-life infestations can be pretty gross too.)

Gah!

Don't do that!

-Hyp.

 

[Piratecat]

"Just because I'm a superhero doesn't mean I have to smell poo gas!" - Freakazoid.

"I'm not going down there; it smells like poo gas!"

Hong, funniest story in ages.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Hong, your posts usually contain a lot of crap, but this is rediculous.

Meanwhile, I wonder what the exact mechanics for lighting poo gas aflame are....

Also, I wonder where I can pick up some DVD's of Freakazoid...man, I loved that show...

 

[Dirigible]

Eeeeeexcrememt... errr, that is to say, Eeeeeeexcellent.

 

[Welverin]

Freakazoid! best cartoon ever!

I believe the correct term is "excremental" (see the film Dogma).

It was a golgothan, aka a poo demon, and by poo I mean the naughty grandmaother unapproved word that the boards automatically filter.

Also, I wonder where I can pick up some DVD's of Freakazoid...man, I loved that show...

Unfortunately I don't believe any exist.

 

[GMVictory]

During a campaign I ran, the group ended up in Hell (A Paladin in Hell.) Returning from a foray outside the temple, the group was starved. They were given food that others had scrounged or scavenged.

There had been numerous illusions and temptations that occurred during their explorations. Suddenly, one of the players says, "We're eating poop you know."

Everyone looks at each other and then looks at me. I said, "I don't know. If you want to try to figure out if you are, you can."

Everyone had already eaten at least half the food they were given before someone said anything about it. It was if an unspoken agreement was quickly made and nobody spoke of it again (in-character wise at least).

Out-of-character a pretty funny and sometimes gross conversation took place though.

 

[Kemrain]

What? No reference to the Great and Mighty Pooh from Conker's Bad Fur Day? A gargantuan, poop throwing, opera singing crap monster, and no one's mentioned it? Wow...

Heh. God I hate me. Heh.

- Kemrain the Ashamed to be Alive Right Now.