Movie Quotes

[Datt]

My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the s in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell.

Starman

I am wanting to say Clerks, but am not certain.

And mine:

"Thunder? Waves make Thunder.

The Thunder cliffs!"

 

[theburningman]

"Thunder? Waves make Thunder."
"The Thunder Cliffs!"

The Thirteenth Warrior

How about this one? It goes back a little farther than most of these, but the movie is d*mn cool.

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

 

[Starman]

I am wanting to say Clerks, but am not certain.

Actually, as Mallus pointed out, it is from American Beauty.

Starman

 

[BluWolf]

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Orson Welles in the Third Man

My turn:

Sorry love, no time for the old in-out.

 

[Harp]

Is that Michael Keaton's character in "Night Shift?"

Yep, Billy "Blaze" Blazejowski.

"Earnest Hemingway once wrote, 'the world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."

Morgan Freeman, "Se7en"

Sorry love, no time for the old in-out.

Malcolm McDowell, "A Clockwork Orange"


OK, we haven't seen one of these for a day or two, and it's one of my all time favorites (probably not verbatim, but close enough):

"You just shot an unarmed man!"

"Well, he should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

 

[BluWolf]

"Well, he should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

William Money - Unforgiven.


Next

"Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 

[Sirius_Black]

"Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Bill Murray, Candyshack.

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Going for the very obscure here...

"A chemical error, and quite imprecise. This is a condiment. A spice!"

 

[BluWolf]

Quote:
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"A chemical error, and quite imprecise. This is a condiment. A spice!"
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Yellow Submarine, I can't remember who actually says it....


Next.

The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather.

PS. Sirius. its caDDy shack.

 

[Sirius_Black]

Quote:
PS. Sirius. its caDDy shack.

See what happens when I try to type an answer to a question without having any coffee all day?

At least I didn't type out Candyland.