Argh, ye daft halflin', ye think I'd be talkin' like this if I didn't be knowin' that? Ye be gettin' that arse scrubbin' the poop deck fer the rest of th' voyage!
It does seem a bit silly, and inane, but thats most of Enworld anyway, so no big deal there.
Hey, I wonder if Rei is going to offer Kelly drugs now that she has changed and is back waiting to go, or if the drugs are just for recovering Junkies. BTW, I changed my avatar, what does everyone think? Is this kitten just the cutest thing?
Arrr! If I be Kelly, I'd made the dirty scalawag Rei walk the plank.
Translation: Kelly should beat Rei down. He's clearly planning something bad, hence going through the kitchen, leaving her alone, doing drugs, etc. I think cats are evil, by the way.
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!