My character can beat up your character!


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My character is hardcore. He shot everyone elses characters just to watch them die. Furthermore, he shot them all in the pinky toe and is watching them all bleed to death. Your characters have been chained down in the desert and my character comes by to pick your scabs to get the bleeding going again. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to bleed to death from your little toe?

If thats not bad enough, he's eating popcorn the whole time. The pre-made stuff you get in those metal wastebaskets at dollar stores. Yep, hardcore.
 



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