My Incredible Sitcom Idea

[Dark Jezter]

My sitcom idea involves a group of young, attractive, successful singles living in New York City. They will all live in large, spacious apartments within walking distance of a hip hangout joint. The cast will include such characters as a quirky goofball, a geeky but likable guy, a somewhat neurotic new age woman, and a token gay/lesbian character who is primarily there to show everybody how tolerant we are. I'm going to sell the idea to NBC, because I'm willing to bet that they'd take a chance on an original idea like this one.

It shall be called "Just Shoot Me Because I'm Mad About Sex in the Spin City and being Friends with Seinfeld."

 

[Arbiter of Wyrms]

Dramedieality!

Okay, we find sixteen fat, beer-swilling, American men, and their incredibly sexy, but overbearings wives, two gay, male couples, both extrodinarily effeminate, and one lesbian couple, and send these teams around the world, solving zany, real-life crimes to lose weight, win a million dollars, and find true love. The key will be in product placement. Even without commercial breaks, we should be able to prominently display an average of at least 63.4 products to each significant demographic in each thirty minute web-simulcast episode. Every episode should should contain at least 45 minutes of footage, sped up to fit into the thirty minute time-slot (voice pitch corrected digitally), but should contain no more than 13.678 minutes of plot/challenges/testimonials/crime-fighting.

This will be called Who's King of My Daughter's Numbers Can You Sing While Idolizing the Morally Degenerate Real Crime Super Mac.

 

[mojo1701]

Okay, we find sixteen fat, beer-swilling, American men, and their incredibly sexy, but overbearings wives, two gay, male couples, both extrodinarily effeminate, and one lesbian couple, and send these teams around the world, solving zany, real-life crimes to lose weight, win a million dollars, and find true love. The key will be in product placement. Even without commercial breaks, we should be able to prominently display an average of at least 63.4 products to each significant demographic in each thirty minute web-simulcast episode. Every episode should should contain at least 45 minutes of footage, sped up to fit into the thirty minute time-slot (voice pitch corrected digitally), but should contain no more than 13.678 minutes of plot/challenges/testimonials/crime-fighting.

This will be called Who's King of My Daughter's Numbers Can You Sing While Idolizing the Morally Degenerate Real Crime Super Mac.

You said a mouthful. I think we have our winner.

 

[KaosDevice]

I don't know, can it beat a hardened cop teamed with an all too smart canine partner or a precocious 12 year old?

I'm tugging heart strings here...



I see Emmy.

 

[Arbiter of Wyrms]

You said a mouthful. I think we have our winner.

Thanks. I was just coming back to remove my entry and cede the glory of victory to Dark Jezter. I guess I'll bask in it instead and gloat to all of my friends.

 

[stevelabny]

And while you guys are hard at work making these tv shows, i'm cashing in on big summer movies that are remakes of 70s movies and tv shows.

soon, i'll be moving to the 80s. A whole nother generation to exploit.

 

[KaosDevice]

You're all thinking small, small! Here at KDStudios we've got what you want.

We're talking a plucky young female attorney trying to make it in a big east coast city. She meets the loveable lug from our orignal sitcom idea (a divorce tactfully happens off screen) and they move to the suburbs where...boy howdy are they fish out of water! And they solve murder mysteries by talking to the spirits of the dead!


Huh? Huh?

This isn't about winning among each other people, this is about getting Channel 435 (All ENWorld, All the Time) the Emmy.

Let's team work it and leverage each other's strengths....

 

[mojo1701]

And while you guys are hard at work making these tv shows, i'm cashing in on big summer movies that are remakes of 70s movies and tv shows.

soon, i'll be moving to the 80s. A whole nother generation to exploit.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3139.

 

[KaosDevice]

We're never going to get the network on the charts with that non-teamwork attitude. Let's get out of the box and start innovating!

C'mon! Team...team?

 

[Tonguez]

And while you guys are hard at work making these tv shows, i'm cashing in on big summer movies that are remakes of 70s movies and tv shows.

soon, i'll be moving to the 80s. A whole nother generation to exploit.

oh no you just gave me a vision of the future of entertainment: Big Brother Uncut - the Movie! and just think what they could do with The Simple Life!!!