My players bought me the 1e AD&D books!

[Piratecat]

Totally unexpectedly, last game my players presented me with all three brand new reissues of the AD&D books. They're freakin' gorgeous, and I'm incredibly appreciative. So kind!

So in exchange, I read to them from the Wandering Prostitute Table.

 

[The Red King]

Take them out to dinner, or at least pay for pizza next session!

 

[Alzrius]

You should be afraid, PC - now in addition to all the sweet XP they'd get, whoever kills you now also gets to take that in addition to the rest of your stuff!

 

[Toric_Arthendain]

Show your appreciation by running a one-shot adventure for them, using only those three books!

 

[pogre]

This calls for White Plume Mountain!

 

[Jupp]

We want an AAR for that 1e dungeon delve! (including the result of the rolled up treasure they got)

 

[Agamon]

So in exchange, I read to them from the Wandering Prostitute Table.

That's only fair. Just don't tell them you're going to start using the disease tables in your game, they might take them back.

 

[Henry]

I can't imagine KidCthulhu took too well to hearing Don Pardo-like recitals of "Expensive Doxy! Aged Madam!" around the house all night.

 

[grodog]

Totally unexpectedly, last game my players presented me with all three brand new reissues of the AD&D books. They're freakin' gorgeous, and I'm incredibly appreciative. So kind!

Wonderful news, Kevin!

So in exchange, I read to them from the Wandering Prostitute Table.

Suggestion for next session: the Potion Miscibility Table

 

[WheresMyD20]

Surprise your players by designing an encounter around the 7HD dwarves in the Monster Manual.