Myth-o's Cereal

[GravyFingerz]

Little Janey: Daddy, look what a cultist on the street gave me!

Daddy: Now Janey, what have I told you about accepting gifts from strange cultists?

Little Janey: But daddy, he gave me a new breakfast cereal that brings the unimaginable horrors of the Cthulhu mythos to my breakfast table.

Daddy: Really now?

Little Janey: Yes, it's called Myth-o's. It's got blue Cthulhu's, red Nyarlathotep's, and yellow Hastur's! It's all part of a mentally unbalanced breakfast.

Daddy gouges out his eyeballs and screams maniacally.

Little Janey: Silly daddy, Myth-o's are for kids ... because adults go insane and commit suicide.

 

[cybernetic]

PURE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....I want some too!!!

 

[Mark]

lol

Good one!

 

[Rune]

You have way too much time on your hands, but this is great!

 

[CrazyMage]

So...strangely...hungry...
*chomp*, *chomp*
GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I like to get all my screaming horror out of the way early in the morning. It makes the rest of the day seem like daisies!

 

[NukePeng]

THATS TERRIBLE, geez