Naked Giants???

[Matafuego]

So I'm running a heavily modified version of the "Against the Giants" adventure (since I have a Giant player character it seemed like a good idea to make him rediscover his "bad roots" before meeting some "good giants" and introduce a new era of "Human Giant" relationship).

The thing is...

One of the players is a Duelist, he's from a Noble House and wants things that are not only valuable but nice to the eye. He always fights with style (as every good old fashioned duelist would) and is a "ladies man". He enjoys good wine and food, good clothing and women. I hope by my poor description you'll get the type.

But... When they fought against some Female Hill Giants, after knocking them down (with subdual damage) he wanted to nake them before tying them. And he insisted on the group doing that every time they met a Giantess.

It seems kinda odd for me, I also joked with him telling him that when he returned to the town and someone told the story he would be known as the "Giant Lady Lover" or something like that...

What are your opinions on that?
Doesn't it seem odd? =\

[Edit: I apologize for my lousy english, it's becoming way too rusty.]

 

[Sir Elton]

So I'm running a heavily modified version of the "Against the Giants" adventure (since I have a Giant player character it seemed like a good idea to make him rediscover his "bad roots" before meeting some "good giants" and introduce a new era of "Human Giant" relationship).

The thing is...

One of the players is a Duelist, he's from a Noble House and wants things that are not only valuable but nice to the eye. He always fights with style (as every good old fashioned duelist would) and is a "ladies man". He enjoys good wine and food, good clothing and women. I hope by my poor description you'll get the type.

But... When they fought against some Female Hill Giants, after knocking them down (with subdual damage) he wanted to nake them before tying them. And he insisted on the group doing that every time they met a Giantess.

It seems kinda odd for me, I also joked with him telling him that when he returned to the town and someone told the story he would be known as the "Giant Lady Lover" or something like that...

What are your opinions on that?
Doesn't it seem odd? =\

[Edit: I apologize for my lousy english, it's becoming way too rusty.]

Throw a wrench in his way. Replace future giantesses with Annis hags.

 

[hong]

Kill your player and take his stuff.

 

[Krieg]

How tall is his girlfriend/wife/signifigant other?

 

[Dirigible]

Kill your player and take his stuff.

And they say D&D has no real world applications.
Hong, if you ran for Prime Minister with a platform based on this, you'd ahve my vote.

he wanted to nake them before tying them.

"I say we take off and nake the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure."


I take it the player doesn't insist on doing this to male giants? Envy?

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

Well, if I was a DnD character, there'd be several fey creatures I'd much rather see naked before I'd strip a hill giantess. Eww. But that's neither here nor there.

 

[Leopold]

Time to buy a copy of F.A.T.A.L and calculate "Breast Size" and "Vagina Depth!"

 

[Darkness]

Time to buy a copy of F.A.T.A.L ...

1. Let's consider Granny, ok?
2. I'm not sure FATAL costs money.
3. Did you know they revised FATAL? The acronym now stands for "From Another Time, Another Land".
Or so I heard in rpg.net anyway.

 

[Dirigible]

3. Did you know they revised FATAL? The acronym now stands for "From Another Time, Another Land".

If I asked what the acronym originally stood for, would granny be angry with either of us?

 

[Darkness]

If I asked what the acronym originally stood for, would granny be angry with either of us?

Nah, that's okay.
I just don't think following the direction set out in Leopold's post would please Granny.

Hm. I'm not quite sure I remember the original meaning. IIRC, it was something like, 'Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery.'