Need Ridiculous Monster

[Lockridge]

WOTC had a short adventure on its site called "Whats Cooking" in which the PCs come face to face with a calzone golem. When struck by a slashing weapon the monster would spray hot juices at the attacker.

 

[Nellisir]

Giant hampster. Dire giant hampster. Awakened dire giant half-troll half-red dragon hampster. With barbarian or monk levels.

 

[Jolly Giant]

WOTC had a short adventure on its site called "Whats Cooking" in which the PCs come face to face with a calzone golem. When struck by a slashing weapon the monster would spray hot juices at the attacker.

I remember that one! It was written by Monte Cook, while he was still with WotC. It is actually the only ready-made module I've ever used. As a humorous side-adventure in a long campaing, it was excellent! Especially when the fighter slashed through the crust and was sprayed by hot tomato sauce!

 

[IamTheTest]

Psionic flying insect. Party walks into a seemingly empty room and the door locks behind them. The insect zips around the room and shows off a bevy of psionic attacks.

 

[Scarbonac]

I'm partial to the Froghemoth , meself...

 

[Echohawk]

WOTC had a short adventure on its site called "Whats Cooking" in which the PCs come face to face with a calzone golem. When struck by a slashing weapon the monster would spray hot juices at the attacker.

I think you probably mean "Something's Cooking", which can be found here.

 

[pawsplay]

What level? How about this?

There's a sign over a door or tunnel that says, "BEWARE OF TOODLES."

In the next room is a worg, who happens to speak Common, sitting on a pet bed. If anyone happens to call him Toodles, he corrects them, "I'm Spike. My big brother is Toodles."

Toodles is an advanced (12 HD) three-headed worg with spiked mithril breastplate barding. If necessary, add some Blackguard levels. Hell, add them even if it's not.

 

[Nomad4life]

H.R. Puffinstuff.

'nuff said.

::Quakes with mortal terror::

I was about to mention something about Steve Urkel, but I'm pretty sure Pufnstuf trumps all. All things evil and insane, I mean.

 

[Mark CMG]

Calling Hanover Fiste!


(Maybe his "brother" is inside him . . . )

 

[BOZ]

You ever see the 1e Wolf in Sheep's Clothing? It's a tree stump with a fake fuzzy critter that suddenly sprouts tentacles and eats you.

Boz may know where it's been converted.

Necromancer Games' Tome of Horrors, of course. the Wolf-in-Sheep's-Clothing keeps company with many other ridiculous monsters from ages past in that book as well.

if you don't like that option, our very own Creature Catalog site has all of those same creatures plus many more (both ridiculous and non!)