Need vague threats for a monk

[Seaver]

Re: I got the fancy pajamas!

Ed Gruberman, you have failed to grasp Tai Kwon Leap. Approach so you may learn... Boot to the head!

Nyah! Nyah!

 

[KingOfChaos]

"Speak and tread silently, for I can bring you to your knees with not a fist, or a foot..but with two simple fingers..."

I have actually used this one during the game Then proceeded to use Quivering Palm on the idiot when he attacked me for it.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

"I'll start with my fists and see if you require my feet!"

"All students of Pain 101, your lesson is about to begin."

 

[LostSoul]

Just badmouth the NPCs. Don't try to get too eloquent. That can just as easily backfire. Use swears and harsh language, and state it bluntly.

 

[KingOfChaos]

Just badmouth the NPCs. Don't try to get too eloquent. That can just as easily backfire. Use swears and harsh language, and state it bluntly.

That sounds more like a barbarian than a monk

 

[fba827]

(for the less "showy")


"Bring it on"

(with appropriate "come hither" hand gesture )

 

[Kahuna Burger]

"have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

"You know kung fu?" assumes pose "Show me."

 

[s/LaSH]

There's always 'Stop trying to hit me and hit me!', which would make a nice taunt.

To a barbarian: "It is said rage is a weapon only to one's opponent. I am eager to prove this to you." (Ed Gruberman, you have learned little.)

"You there! Where is my drink?" (Good way to start barfights with wealthy popinjays, and again Ed Gruberman is related, albeit tangentially.)

 

[green slime]

*Yawn* You and whose army?