Nerds make better lovers.

[Aeson]

I wish people came with a list of instructions. Their too hard to understand sometimes.

 

[mojo1701]

In the words of Lewis Black: "Oral sex should be an Olympic Sport, because if you're any good at it you deserve a medal."

Back in Black!

 

[the black knight]

We live in a time when virgins are rarer than left-handed people.

You'd be surprised how many are out there.

 

[Aeson]

You'd be surprised how many are out there.

Which one the virgin or left handers?

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Which one the virgin or left handers?

Or maybe left handed virgins?

come to think of it, I know one. He's 35 or so and has never been on a date, though he was forced by some friends to go to a strip club once. But I don't think a lap dance counts as losing one's virginity.

 

[Aeson]

Or maybe left handed virgins?

come to think of it, I know one. He's 35 or so and has never been on a date, though he was forced by some friends to go to a strip club once. But I don't think a lap dance counts as losing one's virginity.

those are rare. I saw one in the mirror..... I mean the zoo.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

those are rare. I saw one in the mirror..... I mean the zoo.

Mt. Dew....my nose...it burns....

 

[Aeson]

Mt. Dew....my nose...it burns....

You saw the image in the mirror to huh?

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

You saw the image in the mirror to huh?

heh... no...I was not looking at you in your mirror...er...zoo. As for me, I'm right handed and it's been a LONG time since I was... pure.

 

[Aeson]

heh... no...I was not looking at you in your mirror...er...zoo. As for me, I'm right handed and it's been a LONG time since I was... pure.

Some forget what it was like.