New internet rule

[Ryujin]

"You won't believe..."

 

[darjr]

This is mind blowing!

 

[dragoner]

When I hear mind blowing, I think of the Goat in Two Lane Blacktop saying, "What are you trying to do, blow my mind?"

 

[Eltab]

-Insert substance here- cures ... everything ... when you put all the ads together in one place. It's a Miracle Cure!
(Right now, CBD; 100 years ago, cod liver oil)

 

[generic]

Try this one weird d20 that DM's don't want you to know about!

 

[Janx]

Destroyed. Everytime I see a title saying so&so Destroyed my political rival, I am dismayed to find they still live.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Destroyed. Everytime I see a title saying so&so Destroyed my political rival, I am dismayed to find they still live.

Indeed. No "destroyed" headline is worth its salt without some proper "lamentations" in the article below it.

 

[Morrus]

Yeah those DESTROYED headlines always disappoint. It’s usually just some mild comment that the target probably barely noticed.

 

[Orius]

Star Trek: The Next Generation, Season 5, Episode 6 - "The Game"

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Which somehow was even more lame than the latest Candy Crush ripoff.

 

[Eltab]

Just write the whole spam ad in Cyrillic letters already.
Maybe somebody in Eastern Europe wants to buy your product.