New Spell: Malhavoc's Press

Malhavoc's Press
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 1, Alt. Sor 0, Alt. Brd 0
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 full round
Range: Touch
Target: Approximately one cup of fruits or vegetables.
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates (object)
Spell Resistance: Yes

You create one cup of juice from any type of mundane vegetable or fruit (or mixture of the same), such as grapes, oranges, or apples.

After the spell completes, the juice automatically teleports to any cup you desire within line of sight.

Focus: A small juice press.



Malhavoc's Eldritch Press
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 7, Alt. Sor 6, Alt. Brd 5
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One living creature (or fruits and vegetables) no larger than Huge.
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Fortitude partial
Spell Resistance: Yes

You create approximately one gallon of juice of a type appropriate to the target. If the target fails its saving throw, it dies, crushed to a smooth fluid. Otherwise, the target takes 3d6 damage and leaves approximately one cup of very pulpy juice.

Multiply the amount of juice by 4 for every size category larger than Medium-size the target is, and divide the amount by 4 for every size category smaller.

After the spell completes, the juice automatically teleports to any cup you desire within line of sight.

Focus: A very big juice press.
 

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Malhavoc's Press

This appears to be a normal looking printing press. However the books printed from this press have the following properties:

Anyone seeing anything printed on Malhavoc's press must make a will save (DC 20) or they are placed under a geas/quest that requires they obtain at least one copy of each thing printed on the press durring the press's entire existence.

Caster level 11 etc etc...

Aaron.
 

I gotta wonder who moved this. :)

I didn't think this quite qualified as a house rule thread, but hey, I'm easy. I just wanted to put some humor onto the main board, and didn't actually intend to have people discuss this legitimately.
 




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