Newsbreak : Assassins are killing game designers left and right.

[tensen]

Ghostwind, your assassin was weak. What's more, I paid him to give it to you in return. I killed you, I took your stuff. Life is good.

Muahahha.. Dwarf tossing for fun and profit.

 

[MEG Hal]

I am not very good at this, I was one of the first who tried it and now getting a bit better, it is all luck and the only one who I can kill consistently is lil Tensen.

I have been thwarted by:
Doug at MEG
Wil
Monte
Jim Butler
and more and they do not know it
now I have killed some as well
DQG seems very easy to kill it must be the Dark in Dark Quest, so easy to sneak up on them.

I will continue to stalk those that oppose me and I need to know who is Spyro??????

He/she got me twice and I do not know who it is.

 

[Mynex]

ROFLMAO!!!!

Oh this is great!

I made 3 assassins... sent one after Peter Adkinson, failed... one after Johhny Wilson, failed... and on after Anthony Valterra, Success!!! WOOT!!! I Killed Anthony!

So I'm thinking, I'm level 2 now, pretty sweet! Sent it after Peter Adkinson... SUCCESS!!! WOOT!!! I'm da man!!!

Now for Johnny again! He's mine this time! Level 3 assassin with a hatchet man!!!!

Alas, Johhny is a tough nut to crack and my assassin died.

Oh well... Time to make new assassins.

HAL YOU'RE GOLDEN BALL OF ... IS MINE!!! *evil grin*

(except now I'm gonna get killed by everyone else! oh well... as long as I get to spank Hal at least once! ;p)

 

[mythusmage]

Folks, if you send an assassin my way, would you let me know? That way I can thank the person responsible for sending the dragon treats.

BTW, no hensbane. Hensbane gives my youngest silver, Mildred an upset tummy. A dragon with gastric distress is a pitiful thing. She's still moping after the last time.

 

[Mynex]

Hey Jim, at last count is was you 1:1....

Me 4:1

You ready to die some more? oh and this was the last one in my favor...

COUNTER-ATTACK SUCCESS!


Marcus reports that the counter-attack on Jim is a success!
A deep blow has been given to your enemy.

Ed Gruberman, you missed, boot to the head!

 

[Callypsa]

Hello Publisher people,

I am not a publisher. I'm just CMP's lowly art director. But I thought you should know...

I GAKKED MYNEX THREE TIMES IN A ROW!!!!!!

HA!

Callypsa

The Great Invisible Art Gopher
Art Director, CMP

 

[Ghostwind]

Please folks... remembers to at least email so we know who is attacking us. I recognize some of the freelance and publishers that are attacking me, but I don't know everyone's email address to do counterattacks.

Of course, part of the fun is in the guessing of who's behind the name. After all, mistaken identity will start a war of its own. Especially when you can't remember who the people are when you recognize the name...


By the way, Nightfall has been subjected to the Veg-O-Matic slicer and dicer numerous times... Hehehehehe

 

[Ghostwind]

BP Jim falls from a crippling counter-strike... One more step in my master plan has come to fruition... <insert evil genius laugh here>

Edit: Both Mystic Hal and Mystic Doug fall to my forces of evil. My plan is coming together faster than I had thought possible... <insert maniacal evil genius laughter here>

 

[Mystic Eye]

Oh my God! I cannot believe I started this. I never thought it would catch on like this. Now my whole mail list has to watch for email assasins!!!! My best Assasin got to 10 kills before getting axed. I cannot see how people get into the 100's .

So, I found this silly thing looking for the PC release of Summoner II.

 

[Eternalknight]

Hehe, that site is great!!!