No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

Krarg chase after Hairy Tree Thing. Tree thing try to climb back into trees but Krarg jump and swing big rock andCRUSH! Tree thing's head caves in, get Krarg messy. No more tree thing, just food now...

Injured cavemen wake up after being smacked a couple of times. Almost through trees now, maybe find cave for Chief Unk Unk soon...
 

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Krarg lick messy off face. Krarg point at food on ground and proudly proclaim.

"Versimilitude!!!"
 
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Spid not feel so good. Spid try not get hot again. Spid like round brown tree things. Spid try find broke brown tree thing to put on head. Spid first get not broken brown tree thing and throw at food. "You water!" He shouts at it indignantly. Spid help build fire, eat after find broken brown thing for head.
 


Spid Sure is lookin' smart in his new Coconut Helmet! Coconut helmet can absorb couple points of damage before break, might keep Spid alive.

Spid sit down start to cook food.

Ourgh run off find new things, come to place of no trees. Sees: Greass, Big Hill, little hill, big hill, little hill, grass. Sees: Big Big Hairy Smellies! This where Chief Unk Unk send you - lots of big big hairy smelly things for food here. Now have to get other cavemen and find new cave...
 


Gorf sits up and shakes his head to clear away the stars & birdies. He looks around, sees new food, and eats some of it. Notices Spid's new hat. Thinks it's nice. Gorf locates one of the brown tree rocks and hits it with his Rock-Stick.
 


Gorf smack hairy nut with Rock-Club. Crack! White wet stuff leak out of nut, busted open. Gorf grin and watch two halves of nut spin around on ground.
 

Ourgh run back, find other cavemen!

"Go Go gogogogogogogo!"

*points to way to big open space with hairy big things*

[ooc - I find one of the best ways to do this is just to not refer back to the thread, that way I'm constantly slightly confused as to what's going on. I read it through once, and then post as quick as I can!]
 

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