Spid stares down the rushing Hairy Tree Thing, growling ferociously and beating his chest. This just seem to make hairy thing even more mad, it run up to Spid and throws him to ground, beating with fists. Whack! CRACK! Spid takes 2 points of damage - Spid at 0 and Out Cold!
Ourgh runs off, finds a whole tree of brown hairy nuts to throw. Hafta climb to get the nuts, though...
Krarg, friend Gorf take Rock-Club and run at Hairy Tree Thing. Hairy Tree Thing standing over Spid ready to beat with fists when Gorf run up and swing Rock Club. POW! Good swing, Gorf! Rock-Club hit Tree Thing, do 1 damage. Now Tree Thing turn and look at Gorf, very angry...
... and Gug flies in, head first. BONK! (Another freakin' '1'!! Gug is now officially the luckiest caveman I ave ever seen!

) Gug hit Tree Thing hard with head, do 2 damage! Bad news - Tree Thing just look angrier now, no sign of becoming food yet.
Tree Thing reach out, grab Gug!

Throw Gug onto rocks hard! Owowowow! That hurt Gug back, Gug take 2 damage (6 left). Gug Remains Conscious, though, cavemen's turn again...